#3
lol.

i like the one about him fighting his grandma over some chicken wings.

if that doesnt fit a stereotype then i dont know what does.
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#5
now THATS a N I G G E R...
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#8
what the flipping ****?

honestly...that's just stupid. what he deserves is a good beating. it'll keep him from doing idiotic things like that for a while.
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#9
that's great, "i wanted to do some hoodrat stuff with my friend"


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#10
haha the reporter's last name is "White"


...and he's black. rofl
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#11
Oh, what is the world coming to?
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#15
thats an old video and can you please type whole words
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#16
Oh Hell Naw
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#18
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thats an old video and can you please type whole words

grammr dont mean shit
#20
Puhleeze.....when i was 7, i was shooting heroin and snorting coke.
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
#21
Thats stupid.
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#23
No video games for a WHOLE WEEKEND? Why would he ****ing risk that!!?
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#25
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No video games for a WHOLE WEEKEND? Why would he ****ing risk that!!?

he is gangsta, he aint scared
#28
1: Is there anybody white (except for cops) left in the US?

2: WTF is america (and by that I mean the USA) going to become???
#29
I completely lost it at "and he smokes with cigarettes."
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#31
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Wait, is she pressing charges?
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it's "I moan" backwards
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#32
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1: Is there anybody white (except for cops) left in the US?

2: WTF is america (and by that I mean the USA) going to become???


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#33
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now THATS a N I G G E R...


and thats terrible. *reported*

maybe its just me, but i'm starting to think that the problem is not only with the pop-culture that endorses this, but the people who crack racist comments at a 7-year old. jokes aside, he's 7 years old! he's probably in for a world of hurt, and i doubt he's going to do anything dumb like that for a while.
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#34
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Wait, is she pressing charges?

If I was going to kill someone, she'd be at the top of my list. That bitch pisses me the **** off. This is one more reason why I hate rap, look at the ****ing retards it produces.
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