#1
So for some reason we had today off of school for an in-service day or something. But tomorrow, I'm supposed to have school and the middle school is supposed to have off (makes no sense whatsoever). My brother is in middle school and told my mom that we don't have school tomorrow, and so she thinks i don't have school either.

So since I'm not planning on going to school tomorrow, I have to have an excuse card or I'll get detention or something, I'm not really sure.

So pit, what should I do? I could make a fake excuse card, but I dunno if I wanna take the risk of getting caught. Or I could just tell my mom that I thought we had off school tomorrow, but she might not believe me.

Advice?
#3
i'd go with saying u thought school was off
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#5
Go to school.
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#6
You should definitely use your time off wisely and burn the school down and shoot all the fleeing people with a sniper rifle.

you'll never have to go to school again. plus then you won't have to worry about an excuse card.


win win
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#7
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You should definitely use your time off wisely and burn the school down and shoot all the fleeing people with a sniper rifle.

you'll never have to go to school again. plus then you won't have to worry about an excuse card.


win win


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#9
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Just go to school.

Nothing's worse than missing a important lesson or having to make up a day's worth of class/homework.


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go to school


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#13
Don't go to school, Go beat up some midgets and smoke crack
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#14
go to school and learn!!!

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#15
Go **** some crack *****s. A much better use of your time than learning and getting a good education is having sex with a drug addicted skinny slut. Yeah, man, go for it.
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Go **** some crack *****s. A much better use of your time than learning and getting a good education is having sex with a drug addicted skinny slut. Yeah, man, go for it.


So by missing one day I can't get a good education anymore? Damn, that sucks
#17
get shwasted.

that's what I do even when I do have school the next day, and I'm running at least a 3.5 college GPA right now.
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So by missing one day I can't get a good education anymore? Damn, that sucks

Yes, you immediately become stupid, and will forever be in remedial classes. You will also get AIDs and the Herps. Have fun.
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#19
You should play hooky on your mom and go to school. That'll be sooo rebellious.

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#20
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You should play hooky on your mom and go to school. That'll be sooo rebellious.


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#21
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Yes, you immediately become stupid, and will forever be in remedial classes. You will also get AIDs and the Herps. Have fun.


Whoa really? Thanks for the heads up man, I've only heard bad things about that AIDS thing.
#22
I hate skipping school, there's nothing to do. Plus all the makeup work.

I'd say just go.
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Whoa really? Thanks for the heads up man, I've only heard bad things about that AIDS thing.


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#25
Go to school, bum.
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#27
you actually have to lie to your parents to stay home from school? great mature relationship there.


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#28
too late, ur mom installed the freeze-frame program on ur computer. uno the one that takes a picture of what ur looking at on the web every 10 seconds and sends it to her email.

and just think u could have gotten away with it too.
#29
I can skip school pretty much anyday I like with my independant status, but instead I go and further my education which will open up career opportunities down the road. Opportunities that would most likely not be givin to me if I had skipped school to do somthing much less constructive.

But hey thats just me.


Hahaha Im totally kidding my attendance record is atrocious

I wish I had the kind of mindset where going to school is something I would actually enjoy doing.
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#31
So the Middle School gets off but the Elementary School doesn't?

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So the Middle School gets off but the Elementary School doesn't?

JK