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has anyone else ever gotten dry skin on the head of their penis? I know this sounds really strange, but I've got this, and it's freaking me out.
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#4
the only thing that moistens the skin on the head of your penis is anti-freeze.

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the only thing that moistens the skin on the head of your penis is anti-freeze.


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#6
I heard that it could be the consequence of using Shampoo as lube.
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the only thing that moistens the skin on the head of your penis is anti-freeze.



Listen to him, I did this and no more dry skin for me.
#10
Um...I think you might have like a disease or something. Like, cancer of the penis head. What the **** did you do to your dickhead, dickhead?
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#15
i ripped part of my foreskin off...oh well
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#16
i saw this on scrubs, it means your not wanking enough
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#17
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. "
#18
cant say it's happened, though once while in bed my cat crawled under my blanket (anyone with cats know that they love to go through shit) and all of a sudden it got scared when the TV in another room turned on. cat bolted and scratched my "other head". hurt like a @#%^$%!~@&*
#20
rub icy hot?

i think you just jacked off too much, leave it alone
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#23
In eighth grade, I whacked off with shampoo once. My dick died. All the skin was completely dead, wrinkly, and scratchy, and I could not get a boner. After three days, it started hurting really bad at cross country, and then it started peeling FINALLY. My penor was pink and tender, but it felt so good to have feeling back in it.
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#27
Stop whacking off with shampoo.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#28
quit using soap as lube.........however conditioner works well
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#29
Sand it off with heavy grain sandpaper; then, make sure you get all the dry skin off with some paint thinner. After that coat it in some icy hot.
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#30
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lol...

it really really hurt though...
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#31
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quit using soap as lube.........however conditioner works well

as does Old Spice Body Wash believe it or not... well... it does so far.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#32
i remember one time i was brushing my teeth while fapping and got toothpaste all over my pee hole...i can still feel the pain...omg

*shivers*
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#33
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i remember one time i was brushing my teeth while fapping and got toothpaste all over my pee hole...i can still feel the pain...omg

*shivers*

Well, you could have just wiped the toothpaste off. You didn't have to clean your penor.
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Well, you could have just wiped the toothpaste off. You didn't have to clean your penor.



it was to late by then..i had gone to far...it dripped on to my penor and seeped into my pee hole...where it burned like nothing you felt before..

the actual equivalent to icy hot...i shit you not..
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#35
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i ripped part of my foreskin off...oh well

Elaborate.

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#36
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it was to late by then..i had gone to far...it dripped on to my penor and seeped into my pee hole...where it burned like nothing you felt before..

the actual equivalent to icy hot...i shit you not..

*takes off glasses*

My god.

*stares into space*
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#37
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My god.

*stares into space*



yeah it hurt for at least 2 weeks...it was a constant buring yet "refreshing/cooling" feeling....and after that my dick started to peel..i thought i was dying...


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at the age when i discovered fap...i couldnt get over it..it was just amazing

so i used bar soap..hair soap...most of the time no lube at all...


and one day i went a little to rough and it ripped..idk how to explain it...


it was NOT anything worth witnessing/experiencing/ remembering


worst time ever...


*shivers*
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#38
I fail to see how you can just "rip" it one day.

Are you sure you weren't using sandpaper?
#39
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at the age when i discovered fap...i couldnt get over it..it was just amazing

so i used bar soap..hair soap...most of the time no lube at all...


and one day i went a little to rough and it ripped..idk how to explain it...


it was NOT anything worth witnessing/experiencing/ remembering


worst time ever...


*shivers*

Sweet. Brb.

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#40
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I fail to see how you can just "rip" it one day.

Are you sure you weren't using sandpaper?


He could've been using barbed wire. I do anyways.
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