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been laid. I'm seriously curious about this. What is the youngest anyone you know has had intercourse?
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Well my penis touched my mom's vagina when she gave birth to me. Does that count?
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The youngest person to ever give birth was like 5 yrs old or something. She had a condition where she hit puberty really early.
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The youngest person to ever give birth was like 5 yrs old or something. She had a condition where she hit puberty really early.

And that's an excuse to get pregnant at such a young age.. right?
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Well my penis touched my mom's vagina when she gave birth to me. Does that count?

What a coincidence! My penis touched your mom's vagina when she was giving birth to you too! You gagged. I laughed.

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The youngest person to ever give birth was like 5 yrs old or something. She had a condition where she hit puberty really early.


"Getting laid" and "being raped" are two completely different things.

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And that's an excuse to get pregnant at such a young age.. right?


Or...she was raped.
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Well my penis touched my mom's vagina when she gave birth to me. Does that count?

It counts if u liked it
#17
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haha

Youngest I know for intercourse is 13. For anything sexual, I know a girl that was eaten out by another girl the same age when she was 8.
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And that's an excuse to get pregnant at such a young age.. right?


of course.
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#19
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What a coincidence! My penis touched your mom's vagina when she was giving birth to you too! You gagged. I laughed.


So you had sex with me too? Man, I never had a chance did I?
It was a graveyard smash.
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So you had sex with me too? Man, I never had a chance did I?

'Fraid not.

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What a coincidence! My penis touched your mom's vagina when she was giving birth to you too! You gagged. I laughed.



:HAHA :HAHA

dude i laughed so hard

i love you
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"Getting laid" and "being raped" are two completely different things.


Or...she was raped.



she aktually had secks tho.
u can find the story on snopes.com
or snoops.com
or wutever it is.
there'z even pix of her.
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:HAHA :HAHA

dude i laughed so hard

i love you

You love a sick baby-raping-pregnant-woman-giving-birth-fetish-having freak?

You're sick.

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she aktually had secks tho.
u can find the story on snopes.com
or snoops.com
or wutever it is.
there'z even pix of her.


Right. That couldn't possibly have been where I JUST learned about this. You don't "have sex" with an adult when you're 5. Not ever.
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You love a sick baby-raping-pregnant-woman-giving-birth-fetish-having freak?

You're sick.



your calling me sick???


you need help


i was raping you while you were raping the pregnant girl giving birth to the guy that touched his moves vajee with his penor


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Right. That couldn't possibly have been where I JUST learned about this. You don't "have sex" with an adult when you're 5. Not ever.



go look it up brah
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i was raping you while you were raping the pregnant girl giving birth to the guy that touched his moves vajee with his penor

So that's why my butt felt weird...

Getting penetrated by your sick, twisted, horribly disfigured penis.



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So that's why my butt felt weird...

Getting penetrated by your sick, twisted, horribly disfigured penis.





actually back then it was normal


do you remember what it looked like? was it pretty back then?


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do you remember what it looked like? was it pretty back then?

Like Cinderella herself.

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#34
I was nine but it doesn't count because she was 9 too and it just don't work that early.
#35
Anyone that I know? I do believe it was 16.
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#36
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Like Cinderella herself.



cinderella before or after the godmother came and made her pretty ?





it looks like something chuck norris round house kicked now =/ or like i ****ed his beard
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#37
12. The guy got made fun of until he was kicked out of school because she told everyone he only lasted 10 seconds.
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12. The guy got made fun of until he was kicked out of school because she told everyone he only lasted 10 seconds.



what a bitch.....


so you got made fun of until they kicked you out of school? thats pretty harsh man
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#39
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cinderella before or after the godmother came and made her pretty ?

She was always ripe for the picking...


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