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Okay, I had this crazy idea for a thread. Post something that you learned the hard way to not do. I'm sure someone will not get this. Here's an example:
Let's pretend that you tried to dive into a six foot pool at some point in your life.

Do not: Try and dive into a six foot pool.


Simple, right?
Get going!
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#3
Never search for Kittens on encyclopedia dramatica...
Quote by Telestar
Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.
#5
Quote by b4t3man
Never search for Kittens on encyclopedia dramatica...


**** you man.... **** you... >_<!!!
#6
Quote by b4t3man
Never search for Kittens on encyclopedia dramatica...


I'm going to do it.

EDIT: OMG, you SUCK!

Do not stick your hand in an envelope labelled "vomit" to see if there's really vomit in there.
XIAOXI
Last edited by Abunai X at Oct 17, 2008,
#8
Do not vomit on the girl you like's stairway.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#9
do not kick out a streetlight barefoot

EDIT: also searched kittens

AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
Last edited by Caramello Ruell at Oct 17, 2008,
#10
Do not:

EVER try to be creative with shots and alchohol

and do vodka and lea and perrins wochester source

Down the Down
#11
Do not: Post your friend's ex gf's phone number on UG.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#12
do not put your pee pee near an open flame..


**** kittens....
Last edited by vannaXcurses at Oct 17, 2008,
#13
Quote by Roookie
**** you man.... **** you... >_<!!!



Quote by Abunai X
I'm going to do it.

EDIT: OMG, you SUCK!

Do not stick your hand in an envelope labelled "vomit" to see if there's really vomit in there.


Don't say I didn't warn you...
Quote by Telestar
Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.
#15
Do not: search for "gay" on google to find a funny picture for your picture. You will find a different picture.
GO YANKEES!
#18
Quote by b4t3man
Never search for Kittens on encyclopedia dramatica...



GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YYYYYYYYYYY
#19
Quote by b4t3man
Never search for Kittens on encyclopedia dramatica...



aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my eyes my beautiful eyes. that was sick.

never have 10 pints of beer as well as glugging jager from the bottle.
#21
Quote by flambe chicken
Do not: do things people say not to do on a 'do not do this' thread.

fucking kittens.


i guess u cud say curiosity killed the cat
#22
Do not swap fingers when performing the shocker... unless you want your girl to have shit in her poon.
#23
Do not play with pointy nipples...seriously, you could lose a tooth or even an eye!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#24
Kittens. Ahh ****
"I didn't mean to kill nobody ... I just meant to shoot the sonofabitch in the head. Him dying was between him and the Lord." RL Burnside.

"I won't waste my love on a nation" BRMC
#26
As a friend of cats, I disprove of this thread as it promotes violence towards cats.

b4t3man, hang your head in shame.

I refuse to search it though.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#27
do not let anybody from the "jesus army" aproach you.
damn those people are weird and disturbing
#28
Quote by tborsje
Don't do what Donny Don't ... does



Geez, they could have made it clearer.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#29
argh ****, kittens WTF?!
I came here to drink milk and kick ass.

... And I've just finished my milk.
#30
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
As a friend of cats, I disprove of this thread as it promotes violence towards cats.

b4t3man, hang your head in shame.

I refuse to search it though.


oh beleave me if u saw it ud want his head
#32
Do nut.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#33
Quote by MagicFingersJCC
So many warnings
Why oh why didn't i listen

**** Kittens
**** b4t3man


because u still have much to learn young grasshopper
#34
Quote by razorback91
oh beleave me if u saw it ud want his head


wat
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#35
Seriously though. for the love of god or whatever deity you believe in.

DO NOT SEARCH KITTENS ON ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
#38
Do NOT shoot your friend in the face with a BB gun whilst he's wearing a genuine WW2 gas mask.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#40
Quote by metacarpi
Do NOT shoot your friend in the face with a BB gun whilst he's wearing a genuine WW2 gas mask.


I second that.
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