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Well UG I've been on here for 2 years and I thought I'd give you my 2 favorite quotes I've seen in the pit since my arrival, and also give you a place to post your favorites.

1) This one goes to TommyFIN, after a girl had posted that guys pay more attention to her when she shows Cleavage:
"This just in, guys like tits"

2) Irongoat666 replied to a post involving school pranks, it went like this:
"Obtain 3 sheep, paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 on their sides, set them loose at you school"

lulz

What are some of your favorite pit quotes?
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#2
Quote by ValoRhoads
Well UG I've been on here for 2 years and I thought I'd give you my 2 favorite quotes I've seen in the pit since my arrival, and also give you a place to post your favorites.

1) This one goes to TommyFIN, after a girl had posted that guys pay more attention to her when she shows Cleavage:
"This just in, guys like tits"

2) Irongoat666 replied to a post involving school pranks, it went like this:
"Obtain 3 sheep, paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 on their sides, set them loose at you school"


lulz

What are some of your favorite pit quotes?


Thats not his quote.... its an OOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDDD joke he just re-used.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#4
Dr. Fail strikes yet again
My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
ribbons of euphoria
#5
Quote by elliott FTW
Dr. Fail strikes yet again


He's been making the rounds today ain't he...
#6
Quote by nebiru
Thats not his quote.... its an OOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDDD joke he just re-used.

I was unaware of this
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#7
Quote by ValoRhoads
I was unaware of this


Now you do, I laughed the first time I heard it too.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#9
This
Quote by Daydream_Goo
eat
sleep
********


I'm not allowed to have it in my sig though


VÅDIT They actually banned that word?!

Also-
Quote by Archaon
I want to eat your shoelaces.
#10
I can't even tell what the word is. And how come you can't sig it?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#11
Fap
Rape
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Quote by Stentroll
Are you out of your mind?!

Whale. Nothing goes on my sammich unless it's whale. Fun fact you should learn about me.
#13
Quote by nebiru
I can't even tell what the word is. And how come you can't sig it?


Well I did, and one day it was just ********. So I removed it. Had no idea it was banned though
#14
threadstarter: if you could rename the pit, what would it be?
fronkpies: fronkland.
#15
I used to love that pear (the one who's name we don't speak of) until it got REALLY overused...

other than that, expect to see

rape
fap
rape again
fap furiously
burn it with fire
teh aids
(there are others but I can't think of them at the moment...)
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#17
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei-
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#19
Quote by Våd Hamster
Well I did, and one day it was just ********. So I removed it. Had no idea it was banned though



Are we talking about ********* here?
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
#22
When thr6a6s6h or whatever his name is in my sig said that the Pit is a reliable source of information, and not in a sarcastic manner.


O_o
Quote by Th6r6a6sH
The Pit is a reliable source of information
Quote by imdeth
My penis is tough. My penis is elite.
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I like Luigi.

His cock is maximum.

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

OPETH RULES.

Member of Åkerfeldtism

My last.fm
#23
"holy fucking christ rape"- lateraluspiral
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#26
One by maccas666 in a thread where the man analysed about his cat never landing on his feet.

Originally Posted by maccas666
I watched it coming out of another cats vagina, and although the mother ate the weird sack thingy that was around my cat, i never saw a warranty.
#27
^
damn! That is a good one!
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#28
Quote by NutZz?
I used to love that pear (the one who's name we don't speak of) until it got REALLY overused...


i fine it funny

but i'm more inexperienced than most in the pit.

Quote by NutZz?

rape
fap
rape again
fap furiously
burn it with fire
teh aids
(there are others but I can't think of them at the moment...)


lol
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#29
Quote by filthandfury
We were researching Copernicus in science, and the teacher said "Make sure you don't go on any bad sites" (meaning sites with incorrect facts) and so I said "What, like copornicus.com?"


was the best


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#31
i Cum Blood!
Gear
Jackson Rhodes
Jackson Kelly With EMG HZ's
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Sierra 28ce Acoustic Electric
Peavey Vypyr 212 (tube)
Line 6 Floor pod
Ibanez Toneblaster 30w
Custom Bass I built from spare parts
Fender Rumble 60 bass amp
#32
Quote by AquafinaGloss
what word is that?


********* obviously.


#34
Quote by SeveralSpecies
No she meant what is *********

oh you guys are hilarious.
<_< >_>
hahahaha
i want to know.
please??
sig under construction.
#35
Quote by DCarney9116
i Cum Blood!




i cum mud would be funnier coz then people could rip it out of ur parents
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#36
Arbor A410 Bass
Dinosaur 20 Watt Bass Amp
Line 6 Spider III 75 Watt
Squier Bullet

Excuse me sir, have you been thinking tonight?
#37
Quote by AquafinaGloss
oh you guys are hilarious.
<_< >_>
hahahaha
i want to know.
please??



I don't know either. I'm just a smartass. HEEEHEEEHEE


*runs away*
#38
"they don't call me Ian Mckellen just because I like to touch young boys"

That was a Kensai classic in the Best British Accent thread.
#39
Quote by fallenangel20
"holy fucking christ rape"- lateraluspiral

Amen to that.
...Up to the battlefield to where the spirits walk...
#40
Quote by Bushinarin
Are we talking about ********* here?


About what? What is the banned word?
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