#1
Does any one else have a terrible roommate?

I'm a freshman in college this year, and my roommate blows.
He mooches everything, and never cleans up. Today when emtying the bathroom trash can, I found out that him, or one of my bathroom suite mates has been throwing away used shitty TP. The oddest thing is, they leave the emptying rolls on the ground.

My roommate is a complete slob, he hasn't bought any cleaning supplies, trash bags, or dish soap. He uses my dishes and leaves them out so long they get stained. When I went out and bought thirty dollars worth of cleaning supplies, he said he'd switch off cleaning the bathroom, but hasn't done it once. His side of the room is such a mess. It wouldn't bother me except I have to move his shit out of the way so that I can walk across the room.

He also constantly locks himself out, and leaves the door open, or closed with his key in it!

JESSSSSSUS!


sorry, /rant
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#2
Some people are just so immature they shouldn't get roomates.

I hate slobs like that, is there anything you can do? Like get a new one.
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#3
Kill him... It's the only way.
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#5
My roommate sucks too. Thats why I never go home. I haven't slept at my house in MONTHS. I show up every few weeks just to scream at him and leave.
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#6
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Does any one else have a terrible roommate?

I'm a freshman in college this year, and my roommate blows.
He mooches everything, and never cleans up. Today when emtying the bathroom trash can, I found out that him, or one of my bathroom suite mates has been throwing away used shitty TP. The oddest thing is, they leave the emptying rolls on the ground.

My roommate is a complete slob, he hasn't bought any cleaning supplies, trash bags, or dish soap. He uses my dishes and leaves them out so long they get stained. When I went out and bought thirty dollars worth of cleaning supplies, he said he'd switch off cleaning the bathroom, but hasn't done it once. His side of the room is such a mess. It wouldn't bother me except I have to move his shit out of the way so that I can walk across the room.

He also constantly locks himself out, and leaves the door open, or closed with his key in it!

JESSSSSSUS!


sorry, /rant

My room mates are just as bad. Tell your RA, you could possibly get moved but most likely they'll just keep bitching at him til he cleans up.
#10
im a sophmore in college my freshmen year my school gave me a roommate from asia. he would borrow my phone all the time. one time he woke me up without knowing and he was having gay phone sex with my phone. then he left after a semester and i got another roommate he brought in a girl and started ****ing her. i woke up to the noise and didn't know what to do so i just pretented to be asleep. he is still my current roommate this year. sorry this is so long but i am still very angery. just tell your roommate to clean up and to carry his key with him.
#11
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Some people are just so immature they shouldn't get roomates.

I hate slobs like that, is there anything you can do? Like get a new one.


He can just go to the nearest zoo and get something more housetrained, thats if you are looking for an upgrade.

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#13
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im a sophmore in college my freshmen year my school gave me a roommate from asia. he would borrow my phone all the time. one time he woke me up without knowing and he was having gay phone sex with my phone. then he left after a semester and i got another roommate he brought in a girl and started ****ing her. i woke up to the noise and didn't know what to do so i just pretented to be asleep. he is still my current roommate this year. sorry this is so long but i am still very angery. just tell your roommate to clean up and to carry his key with him.






You should probably video tape it and show us, so we can....uh.....


...JUST DO IT OK???
#14
gay phone sex with your phone LOL
thats awful

goin to college next year (hopefully?) hope i dont get a shitty room mate
#15
I have talked to my RAs, something about our housing contract and not being able to do anything about it.
He is trying to move in with this kid who claims to be a vampire. That should go over pretty well since he sleeps until five or six pm most days, and plays WoW most of the night.
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#16
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I have talked to my RAs, something about our housing contract and not being able to do anything about it.
He is trying to move in with this kid who claims to be a vampire. That should go over pretty well since he sleeps until five or six pm most days, and plays WoW most of the night.


A vampire that plays WoW? I bet he's a hit with the ladies.
#18
My first roommate used my computer for gay porn.
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#19
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I have talked to my RAs, something about our housing contract and not being able to do anything about it.
He is trying to move in with this kid who claims to be a vampire. That should go over pretty well since he sleeps until five or six pm most days, and plays WoW most of the night.

That sounds like hell, just imagine hearing a keyboard and mouse click all night as you try to sleep.
#20
my roomate's not a bad guy. he just has no life. he never leaves our dorm except to go to class and to go running. other than that he just sits at his desk, eats, does homework, and play runescape.

i really want to get him out of the dorm once in a while, especially since i just started dating this one girl...
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#21
My roommate is a friend
BEST decision I have ever made

You can sit around in underwear
talk about whatever you want
live comfortably knowing he isn't addicted to crack or *****s
etc.

all of my stuff is safe
plus we have a PS3
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Now say his name.....
#22
start putting any dirty crap he leaves around on his bed and desk (even dirty dishes)