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#1
Next weekend I will be travelling to the frozen north in order to track my nemesis, the American Northern Reticulated Grey Squirrel. Pit Monkeys, it is up to you to decide his fate! What shall I do once I apprehend the beast?
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#2
Eat that mufukka.
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#5
Rape?
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#7
Eat it, foo. You dont hunt to play with the dead carcasses!

...Unless you're Cannibal Corpse. But then you would be hunting for virgins.

#8
well in most cases...by the time you have it in your hands....it is dead...so what else can you do but

fap on it?
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#9
Dance the twist with him.
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#10
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Eat it, foo. You dont hunt to play with the dead carcasses!

...Unless you're Cannibal Corpse. But then you would be hunting for virgins.



And you'd be a necrophile, imagine that, a cannibal necro, that's a new way to play with your food!
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#13
force it to do multiple flips in sucession, sing "my way" then eat it.
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#15
Shoot a hell of a lot of them, and stuff them, and then hold squirrel councils, a la Janitor from Scrubs.
#18
you touch any squirrel and i will personally kill you and stick your head on a pike of irony.
#20
Run at it screaming and flapping your arms, it will think your a hawk


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#21
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you touch any squirrel and i will personally kill you and stick your head on a pike of irony.



What, like touch as in just hold, or touch as in Michael Jackson touch, or touch as in chop its head off and sex its' severed neck?

Please, be more specific, I want to establish some boundaries.
#22
Instead of killing these creatures, why not infiltrate a local gang, or crew as they are often refferred to, the best way to do this would be to offer some sort of cheap narcotics, once you are inside the group, complete activities that will gain you trust and respect.. now work your way to the top of this "crew" and become they're leader, once you've done this you should then take on rival gangs and take control of the surrounding areas.
#23
Make a wallet out of its hide.
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#24
If it's in America, leave it alone.

Come kill the ones in Britain... please?
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#25
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If it's in America, leave it alone.

Come kill the ones in Britain... please?


NO U

I like grey squirrels.
#26
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NO U

I like grey squirrels.


WHY? red ones are.........browny-red coloured
#27
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NO U

I like grey squirrels.

No but because of the Grey squirrels carrying certain diseases, Red squirrels will become extinct if they're not removed fast.
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#28
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No but because of the Grey squirrels carrying certain diseases, Red squirrels will become extinct if they're not removed fast.


Interspecies competition in action. I don't think we have a right to start culling the grey ones just because they have an evolutionary advantage.
#29
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NO U

I like grey squirrels.



I like grey squirrels too!


...Especially when fried or grilled! They taste of chicken a bit.

#30
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Dude don't be reticulous.

LMFAO


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#32
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Interspecies competition in action. I don't think we have a right to start culling the grey ones just because they have an evolutionary advantage.

S'just that the American ones can carry a disease that this country's squirrels aren't used to. The Grey squirrels weren't meant to be here in the first place, and suddenly there's far too many.

There are plans to cull them, thank fook.
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#33
Don't kill it, mae it your personal slave.
You could make a circus out o 'em.
Or have them make you nachos.
Or you could be a Squirell pimp.
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#37
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S'just that the American ones can carry a disease that this country's squirrels aren't used to. The Grey squirrels weren't meant to be here in the first place, and suddenly there's far too many.

There are plans to cull them, thank fook.


Well yeah, but we can't just go killing a bunch of poor furry little bastards for OUR ancestors mistakes. I don't think we have a moral right. How ****ed up would that be if I started merking white people because their granddads were part of the British Raj? And that's even taking into account the fact that they were accountable for their actions in the first place.
#38
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Well yeah, but we can't just go killing a bunch of poor furry little bastards for OUR ancestors mistakes. I don't think we have a moral right. How ****ed up would that be if I started merking white people because their granddads were part of the British Raj? And that's even taking into account the fact that they were accountable for their actions in the first place.

Well no... the squirrels are a problem. It's like how some plants that aren't from here prevent other plants from growing there, and in turn preventing many animals from making homes there. It makes a difference.
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#39
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Well no... the squirrels are a problem. It's like how some plants that aren't from here prevent other plants from growing there, and in turn preventing many animals from making homes there. It makes a difference.


Well, I'm still looking through research, but from Wikipedia:

Diet
Gray squirrel in London eating a nut
Gray squirrel in London eating a nut

The eastern gray squirrel consumes a variety of foods such as inner tree bark, various seeds and acorns, walnuts, and other nuts.

They certainly aren't competing with us, nor our livestock, that's for sure.
#40
No, they're competing with the red squirrels.

Aside from the diseases, the grey squirrels are eating the food of the red squirrels before the red squirrels are coming out of hibernation.
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