#1
I just had my adenoids taken out, my turbines in my nostrils taken out, and while doing this they found my nose was broken (damn football) and I feel like a pile of ****shit.

to absorb all the blood they have tons dissolve able shit stuffed way into my sinus cavitys that are really freakin uncomfortable, has anyone had this and like when is it supposed to dissolve? And that thing in the back of ur throat that hangs there when you touch it you throw up, mines like 4 inches long it's swollen and I can swollow it thats really uncomfortable too, when does all the after effects of surgery go away?

And blood continuously drips from my nose, ****.
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#2
Quote by tr3nt
And blood continuously drips from my nose, ****.



brutal

*insert cannibal corspe lyrics here*
#3
i'm so damn tired but i can't sleep from the pressure in my nose cause of all the shit shoved in there.
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#6
Quote by tr3nt
I just had my adenoids taken out, my turbines in my nostrils taken out, and while doing this they found my nose was broken (damn football)



TURBINES????




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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#7
Quote by magnus_maximus
I had the muscles around my eyes trimmed to help my vision and squieentee eye.

It worked too well, and I now have x-ray vision. I'm looking at you. Yes you, right now through your computer screen.


Shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet

Shouldn't you ask your doctor about this stuff?
#8
Quote by imdeth
Stop sucking penii.

Isn't that a dish?

Quote by imdeth
Stop sucking penis.

Better.
#10
I had whatever surgery a couple'a years back.

I was all like "meh".

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#11
Quote by magnus_maximus
I had the muscles around my eyes trimmed to help my vision and squieentee eye.
I could really use that.
#12
Quote by Brock ^__^
I could really use that.


Yeah dude, I bet you can't see shit with those eyes.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#13
I had 12 pins and 2 metal plates put in my left forearm about 4 and a half years ago. Fucked me up for a long time. The morphine was nice though. But to this day I still believe if I never had the operation I could stretch further across the fretboard.
I woke up the day after the operation covered in blood in a hospital bed, and I couldn't feel shit due to opiates.

I hate operations... but I love painkillers.
#14
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Yeah dude, I bet you can't see shit with those eyes.
I really can't, it's like they're permanently closed.
#15
I've been circumcised...
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#16
Quote by imdeth
penii is the plural version I made up.

That's the plural of penus.
Like diabeetii is the plural of diabeetus.
#17
Quote by metaldud536
Shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet

Shouldn't you ask your doctor about this stuff?

Wtf is with all the SHIIIIIIEEEEET-ing ?

Seems everyones doing it...was there some type of UG meme creation that I missed out on ?
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