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Okay so another thread was about some idiot being an idiot on youtube. So naturally, the thread changed onto the subject of bears. Someone suggested that we need a bear thread. So here we are.


And besides, you all know how ****ing awesome and ungodly bears are.

So post away. Or something.
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Bears are Threat #1. Stay away.
SAVE THE JAZZ

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People who finish things, and"
#3
bears can suck my big hairy wang
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The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
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amidoinitrite?
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#6
Our two biggest threats. Militaristic Russians and bears.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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FTW ! ! !
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The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
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Yes. I think.
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GRIZZLY Adams
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#13
there was a bear by my house today, in a residential area, so the cops came and shot it with a shotgun, but it ran, so now there is a pissed off wounded bear by my house.
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NOW its a party!

*Dons police uniform and aviators*

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#16
judging by the amount of people with bear-like names in the world (grizzly adams, bear gyrills, etc.) i have concluded that bears are a worse threat than the devil. they clearly can posess people AND they have sharp teeth and claws.


basically we are screwed
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SAVE THE JAZZ

"Remember, there are two kinds of people in the world:
People who finish things, and"
#21
^^^^
cheater.
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A challenger appears.
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I accept your challenge.
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I accept your challenge.


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Screw mind powers. I've got a ****ing plane.
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Screw your army i've got capitalism, BITCH!
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wheres your god now?
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Quickly! Deploy the Skeletons and Penguins!



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those aren't bears.
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those aren't bears.

Shh...
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Jim West pwns bears.

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A Cariboo, B.C., man who was attacked by a bear says he used a stick to put up the fight of his life after he realized he was likely in a fight to the death.

Jim West, 45, was out walking last Saturday morning with his two dogs near 70 Mile House, about halfway between Kamloops and Williams Lake, when he came face to face with an angry mother bear.

"I turned [when] I heard a grunt. All I saw was eyes full of hatred … I had no option … So I stuck my foot up and tried to kick her in the face," he said.

The bear then attacked him, knocking him to the ground, and West soon found himself on the losing side of an ill-matched fight.

"I rolled onto my stomach and clasped my hands at the back of my neck. She tore into my skull at the back of my head, moved over and bit me on the left side of my body, on my ribs and left arm," said West.

Knowing he would likely soon be dead unless he fought back, the injured West managed to get to his feet and picked up a stick about as thick as his arm.

Bear's skull crushed

"I said, in effect, bring it on sweetie. I took one step forward — smash!" said West.

"I swung the stick and broke it over her head. She kind of stood there and shook it off, like she was stunned," he said.

"I realized if I didn't continue the attack she would knock me to the ground again and I would not get up.

"I swung my piece of wood like a sledgehammer driving spikes and I kept swinging till she was lying flat on the ground and there was blood coming out of her nose," said West.

The five-foot-nine man eventually crushed the bear's skull with the stick, killing it.

West then walked a kilometre and a half to a local lodge, where he was transported to hospital. The gashes in his body took 60 stitches to sew up.

The incident surprised even conservation officers, who say West is lucky to be alive.

Unfortunately, two young bears had to be euthanized because they would not survive the winter without their mother, West said. And while he regrets the deaths of the three bears, he believes he did what he needed to do to survive.
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