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#1
What's the worst thing that a guitar teacher has ever done or told you to do. In general, why was the teacher the worst one you've ever had? Dont think it's been done before but yeah ill take it down if it has...go.
#2
"Listen to led zeppelin, they're good."
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#3
Quote by Kensai
"Listen to led zeppelin, they're good."

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#4
Never had one.

Once some bum offered to teach me in return for change.

He sucked ass, taught me Em then tried to rape me.

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#5
My guitar teacher told me the bottom number in a time signature was the number of bars.
#7
My guitar teacher is awesome. The only problem is he hates 7 strings and tuning below D and I love it. But it doesn't get in the way of anything, so it's OK.
#8
Quote by Kensai
"Listen to led zeppelin, they're good."


Be glad you're in Sweden where I can't get my hands on you.

No, I still love you. Maybe.
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#9
when I first started out I was susposed to be a lefty, but my teacher was too lazy to switch the strings around and let me play lefty, so he forced me to be a righty...
It makes me angry now, because it would have been so much easier to play lefty compared to with my right hand, which took forever to get used to...
then he told me he was gonna switch me off to another teacher cuz hes too terrible, so I was like, "wow, you suck, I wasted so much money"

yep...
#10
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My guitar teacher told me the bottom number in a time signature was the number of bars.

lol
#11
I have an awsome teacher, although he's very anti-tab.
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#12
Just stop and kill yourself...please the world will benefit...

Oh wait no that was my normal teacher,...or my mom I cant remember...
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#13
Ha, never had one.

My former teacher was a pupil of Guthrie Govan and Dave Kilminster, you do the math.
#14
there was a guitar teacher than worked for my seconday school that was notoriously bad. i never had any "lessons" from him though so i've no first hand experiences.
#15
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Be glad you're in Sweden where I can't get my hands on you.

No, I still love you. Maybe.



you can't dislike Kensai. that beautiful Swedish bastard.

I took lessons (briefly) when I was a kid, with a friend of mine. One day my friend said he saw our teacher "smoking cigarettes in his car, with all the windows rolled up. He must have really wanted to keep in all the smoke"

I know now that wasn't a cigarette
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#16
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Ha, never had one.

My former teacher was a pupil of Guthrie Govan and Dave Kilminster, you do the math.


My guitar teacher is Guthrie Govan's brother

He's awsome
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Seth Govans your guitar teacher? God. am I jealous.
#17
Quote by thsrayas
Be glad you're in Sweden where I can't get my hands on you.

No, I still love you. Maybe.


Maybe you should build a stairway to sweden hahahaha


sorry
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#19
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Maybe you should build a stairway to sweden hahahaha

sorry


Argh, shameful Led Zep reference Kjell, shameful.
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#20
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My guitar teacher is Guthrie Govan's brother

He's awsome

Guthrie, or the brother?
#23
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So? I play them without barring and I don't see how barring would benefit.


Same here.
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#24
My teacher is awesome but he tried to teach me Back In Black at my first lesson. It's easy and fun as hell now but back then it didn't really seem like something for a beginner.
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#25
Quote by Orbit91
Guthrie, or the brother?



Both. He is a great teacher, but Guthrie is a better player
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I got into a fight with Handel once, he baroque my nose.


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Seth Govans your guitar teacher? God. am I jealous.
#26
Quote by Kensai
"Listen to led zeppelin, they're good."


Probably why i'm now better than he is......
#27
He made me play greenday and treated me like a baby. Saying stuff like "put your onesys and twosys here..." (referring to my index and middle finger.)

...that sounds wrong.
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#28
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"Listen to led zeppelin, they're good."



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#29
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Both. He is a great teacher, but Guthrie is a better player

Guthrie is Shawn Lane reincarnated
#31
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#32
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Maybe you should build a stairway to sweden hahahaha


sorry


Have you heard some of their other stuff, other then just a few of their famous songs? Physical Graffiti has some amazing songs, most of which I'd never heard of.
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Have you heard some of their other stuff, other then just a few of their famous songs? Physical Graffiti has some amazing songs, most of which I'd never heard of.


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#34
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He sucked ass, taught me Em then tried to rape me.



was he a pit monkey?
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#35
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Achilles Last Stand reeks of excellence in the best possible way.


I really like Black country woman, and custard pie

But yes, that song is pretty awesome as well.
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#37
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Lol, you naughty boy
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#38
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I have an awsome teacher, although he's very anti-tab.


Same here, both my first teacher and current teacher are great guys. Although my current teacher doesn't mind writing out tabs, he makes a point of telling me its time I learned to read standard musical notation, which I suppose he's right about. He doesn't really like tabs.

Those guys said, when I was a drummer for a few years I had a tutor who was terrible. VERY, good piano player but he just seemed a bit wet on the drums, hitting very softly (even for music demanding some very heavy percussion) and most of his improvisations behind a drum kit sounded like he'd just chucked them down a flight of stairs. The funny thing is, after a few months of lessons with my current guitar teacher, it turned out he knows my old drum teacher and has gigged with him a few times, also sharing the opinion that while a very nice guy and exceptional piano player, you definitely wouldn't hire him as drummer given the choice.
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
#39
Quote by thedudemeister
Lol, you naughty boy


Thats what she said...


...


Then I killed her
#40
my current teacher is awesome

he hates shredders (soz to all the shredders out there) and has loads of vintage guitars . he even lets me play his original telecaster sometimes and he works at a guitar workshop so he always repairs my guitars and amps for free
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