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#1
So we all have had at least one real life situation where a pokemon answer/metaphor perfectly fit into a conversation ever since metaldud has showed us the way.


Mine: So yesterday in U.S. History my class was talking about this rock slide that fell onto a highway, smashing up a few cars. Needless to say, I commented on how it must have been a geodude which caused it.


Go!
#2
Pokémon ARE real life, man, c'mon...
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#3
There was a big spider (Spinarak) on my wall so I rolled up a newspaper and shouted "swift!" and killed it. It was super effective.
#4
i wish it was real
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#6
Quote by imdeth
There was a big spider (Spinarak) on my wall so I rolled up a newspaper and shouted "swift!" and killed it. It was super effective.

I am so tempted to sig that. What a great quote
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#7
There's was this fat girl I railed at a party. I justified myself to my friends and said I nailed a Chansey
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#8
me and a friend always get into conversations on what we would do if pokemon were real
way to much to say
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#9
Quote by imdeth
There was a big spider (Spinarak) on my wall so I rolled up a newspaper and shouted "swift!" and killed it. It was super effective.


isn't Swift a Normal attack? if so, it's not super effective against anything...
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#10
Quote by imdeth
There was a big spider (Spinarak) on my wall so I rolled up a newspaper and shouted "swift!" and killed it. It was super effective.


now i'm curious how a normal attack move could have been super effective against a grass/bug type. care to elaborate?
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#11
Quote by Sol9989
isn't Swift a Normal attack? if so, it's not super effective against anything...


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#12
A challenger appears...

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#13
Me and my friends were checking out this hot chick at our school when all of a sudden this massive fat chick walked in front of her and we couldnt see her anymore, so i said to my friend: "A wild snorlax appeared." lol
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#14
Maybe critical hit.
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#16
I visit gyms quite often. I always go home a little prouder than when I entered.

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#17
Quote by iron_maiden93
Me and my friends were checking out this hot chick at our school when all of a sudden this massive fat chick walked in front of her and we couldnt see her anymore, so i said to my friend: "A wild snorlax appeared." lol


THROW THEM ULTRA BALLSSS!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!1
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#18
I asked my hot female friend wether she was a pokemon trainer, because she made my penis use harden.
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#19
Quote by imdeth
There was a big spider (Spinarak) on my wall so I rolled up a newspaper and shouted "swift!" and killed it. It was super effective.

Never misses. EVAR. But only 20pp
#20
Quote by Sixp0under
Never misses. EVAR. But only 20pp



Tell that to the spider. He'll be speechless.


You know why? Because he's a spider. They can't talk
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#21
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I visit gyms quite often. I always go home a little prouder than when I entered.


Want!
#23
um, nerdiest conversation ever
-Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
-Do I really have to spell this out for you?What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear?Then whatve you got?Invincible bears (wkuk)
#24
pokemon is the only thing in life that is real
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
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#26
Quote by wayne4433
um, nerdiest conversation ever



You're so cool. I'm not sure what's coolest though. To hang on a forum and having a good time or still hang on the forum but act as you. I'm not sure what's the most nerdy tbh.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#27
Quote by wayne4433
um, nerdiest conversation ever



edit: Yea Johnny, we wiped the floor with his ass.
#28
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You're so cool.



yeah pretty much
-Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
-Do I really have to spell this out for you?What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear?Then whatve you got?Invincible bears (wkuk)
#30
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I visit gyms quite often. I always go home a little prouder than when I entered.


Tehehehe the soul badge looks like a vajayjay....

*runs away giggling*
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#31
Quote by NoochiePoochie
Articuno once came and used Blizzard on my town and they called school off.


Yeah... well Venasaur once fucked me in the ass with his Vine Whip and I didn't go to school for a whole week!
May the Force be with You.
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#32
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Tehehehe the soul badge looks like a vajayjay....

*runs away giggling*

Prove it.


>.>
<.<
#33
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Yeah... well Venasaur once fucked me in the ass with his Vine Whip and I didn't go to school for a whole week!

haha

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Prove it.


>.>
<.<

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#34
I wish I cuboned a snorlax

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#35
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I asked my hot female friend wether she was a pokemon trainer, because she made my penis use harden.

I am now gonna say that
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#37
This girl was describing her favorite colors of blue (one being viridian) and she couldn't remember how to say it and I said "viridian, you know like viridian city in pokemon?"

Needless to say I blew her mind.
#38
I call my friend either Charizard or sharp tooth(land before time ftw) because he broke his arm and it's always like this.

The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
#39
Wow, I forgot alot Pokemon names! Let me just take out my Pokedex...

EDIT: Guitarfreak777, I actually have done the same thing I also once used Goldenrod City to describe the color to a frienc.
Last edited by thewho65 at Oct 18, 2008,
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