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search bar came up with nothing
so read ****ers!!!!
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/sarah-palin-porn-film.php

TLR they are making a sarah palin porn called "riding the pipeline" and this is the script for the first scene

MODS: theres no pictures or pornagraphic images or anything really discript here, i promise. if you want to read it and make that judgement yourself be my guest.
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3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#2
Oh, OK.

That picture is quite frightening.
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#3
awesome. I've been wanting to see Sarah Palin naked for quite some time.
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#6
no it's not.

it's called "nailin' palin"
which is wayy funnier
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#8
*reads script*
*Leaves thread feeling confused and emotionally dead*
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#9
Reminds me of the Sarah Palin article on encyclopedia dramatica.

PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.

JOE: I have a big hammer.

hahahaha

Seriously, who writes stuff like that?
Not to say I wouldn't bang Sarah Palin though. She's a hot piece of ass and everyone knows that crazy chicks are absolute freaks in the sack.
Last edited by TheQuailman at Oct 18, 2008,
#13
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Okay, I'd say I'm gonna watch this flick but why so many Palin threads?

Because she might be the Vice President of the United States?
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#14
"PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!"
Haha, what?
And seriously, that face.... omg, it's so scary.
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#15
awful script........but it was TLR
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
Last edited by MedicreDemon at Oct 18, 2008,
#16
Quote by MedicreDemon
awful script........

That's because it's a porno.

EDIT: " Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!"

haha
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Last edited by TooFast at Oct 18, 2008,
#17
(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)
#19
Quote by MedicreDemon
awful script........


Name me one porno with a good script.
May the Force be with You.
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#20
Quote by TooFast
Because she might be the Vice President of the United States?


Well there's nowhere near as many threads about McCain or Obama, she is just someone people don't shut up about.
#21
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Name me one porno with a good script.



I couldn't name one porno.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#22
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Name me one porno with a good script.

To be honest, the "Pirates" script wasn't bad. Probably the best porn I've ever seen.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#27
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Just wondering, but how exactly did you come across this? Did you seriously search "Sarah Palin porn"?

hell no, its not really sarah palin, its some porn star, and someone sent me the link, i guess he searched sarah palin porn i dont see how anyone can get off to this, it would just be too funny, you have to imagine her accent or its not funny. and i heard both "nailin palin" and "riding the pipeline" and i didnt know which one to put
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#28
The funniest Sarah Palin-related topic yest is Sarah Palin herself.

Although I wouldn't mind seeing her nude.
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#29
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#31
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#32
therer are so many lulz worthy lines in that. the writer is a god amongst men.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#33
It would have been WAY funnier if it was Joe the plumber instead of Joe the tanning-bed repairman.
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#34
Quote by Xiano!2
spankwire has a good vid of palin and a plumber..seriously



Joe the Plumber of course.


Quote by Script
Evening. Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading "all of the magazines." She is wearing a satin negligee and bunny slippers



I loved it when she said that to Katy Couric.

Also

"(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)

JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.

PALIN: Oooh, okay.

(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)

JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.

PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling."


"PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill."


Last edited by Tire Me. at Oct 18, 2008,
#35
Quote by Fuzzbox91
search bar came up with nothing
so read ****ers!!!!

Say please.

EDIT: @ the script.
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

THRRRRRRRREADKILLER!
Last edited by Cpt.Jackass at Oct 18, 2008,
#40
I have shit news, everyone. Upon searching the web for moar pics of Bikini Palin*

I came across this:

http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=3&ArticleId=2285

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* For those of you who are wondering, yes I was looking for Sarah Palin porn.
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