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I'm in a really relaxed mood right now and I feel great. And I'm in the mood for some music that is chill but still pretty "rocking." Help me out Pit
#2
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#4
sunn o)))

really bright, breezy, rocky stuff. perfect for a relaxed mood...
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#5
Johnny Thunders - Great Big Kiss. Or anything by him.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#8
Slightly Stoopid
They're a real chill band to listen to.
Quote by Broadsword
I posted this in the last one, but yeah, some old dude in a McDonalds in Alabama called me an aardvark.


#9
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#10
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Addicted To Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse


I see your Addicted To Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse and raise you I Rape Myself - Caliban
#11
hammer smashed face-Cannibal corpse

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#12
Anything Jets to Brazil
preferably Four Cornered Nights (album name)

or some dispatch
Gear
Takamine EG5015S
Fender Telecaster Deluxe
Fender Strat
Fender Stage 1600 (160 Watt)
Digitech Hot Head
Digitech Hot Rod
Digitech DF-7 Distortion Factory
#14
Quote by The_Paranoia
I've actually listened to that a few times today.....




Then ... New Order!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#16
Quote by Trefellin
Anyone with half a brain knows that Jesus is way more metal than Satan. Lucifer was the worlds very first emo.


Quote by glowinghamster4'

i just want to let you know that made my day.



Quote by Weaponized
Solid state master race
#17
statesboro blues - the allman brothers band

ramblin man - the allman brothers band
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#18
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I don't understand a single word of that.


Yeah it's some weird regional north atlantic whaleaccent.
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#19
Quote by Kensai
Yeah it's some weird regional north atlantic whaleaccent.



OK. I only listen to swedish whales. I hate foreigners.

Especially those norwegians.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#20
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
OK. I only listen to swedish whales. I hate foreigners.


Me too. They come here and steal our whalejobs.
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#21
Quote by Kensai
Me too. They come here and steal our whalejobs.



Yeah. And what good do they bring? Besides the seal clubbing which I can't deny that I enjoy.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Yeah. And what good do they bring? Besides the seal clubbing which I can't deny that I enjoy.


They come here with their crazy ass whale culture and if you say anything about it, you get crap from everyone! I'm sorry, but where I grew up we didn't eat red plancton and celebrate syttonde maj.
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#23
Quote by Kensai
They come here with their crazy ass whale culture and if you say anything about it, you get crap from everyone! I'm sorry, but where I grew up we didn't eat red plancton and celebrate syttonde maj.



Oh man! I've had it up to here (to my knees) with them immigants!!!


Just look at this guy



You wouldn't let him into your swimming pool would you?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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You're just another brick in the wall
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Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Oh man! I've had it up to here (to my knees) with them immigants!!!


Just look at this guy



You wouldn't let him into your swimming pool would you?


And this mother****er.


Look at him giving the fin. Wtf? Does he think he's cool?

Quote by St.Loony
This thread is now about Swedish Whales


They took our jeeeerbs!
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#29
Quote by Kensai
And this mother****er.


Look at him giving the fin. Wtf? Does he think he's cool?




I painted this when I was 5. All of my friends gave me a hard time for it and I had it pretty rough because of it. But I was right.


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#30
Quote by Kensai
They come here with their crazy ass whale culture and if you say anything about it, you get crap from everyone! I'm sorry, but where I grew up we didn't eat red plancton and celebrate syttonde maj.


thats the funniest thing i`ve heard lately.
#33
Binge and Grab by Buckethead. :3
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#34
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I painted this when I was 5. All of my friends gave me a hard time for it and I had it pretty rough because of it. But I was right.


Yeah, you tell them!

If my daughter wanted to date a bluewhale I'd just tell her no. I won't have her hanging out with their kind.

Quote by betty boop

thats the funniest thing i`ve heard lately.


Racist whale humour gets to you, eh?

Quote by St.Loony
Why am I laughing so much at this?


You're bprobably as drunk as I am.
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#37
Quote by Kensai



Racist whale humour gets to you, eh?





Intra-killer-whale Racism

Killer whales come in three distinct varieties, or "races." Though of the same species, they do not intermarry, they speak different dialects and they rarely sit at the same table in the cafeteria.

* Residents are the only whales that build houses, tend lawns and form social clubs for the purpose of excluding the other killer whales. This makes the residents feel powerful and better than the other killer whales. Other killer whales are often jealous of residents, and themselves believe that they are not as good as residents. This attitude will be changed when the revolution comes, and the residents are the first whales with their dorsal fins against the wall.

* Transients roam the coasts in gangs, and are ruthless and cruel in their feeding habits. They eat mostly marine mammals, and have been known to throw them into the air or break them in half with powerful blows of the fin before consuming them. It is thought that they may largely be responsible for the name "killer whale" as well as most incidents of whale-on-whale violence. Yeah, them transients is some bad orcas, yo.

* Offshores swim the deep oceans and feed mostly on fish. They tend to be smaller, but more heavily scarred than other killer whales. Their pods are larger than others, consisting of up to sixty individuals. Many marine biologists believe that they feed on sharks in the open ocean waters. That's right, you heard me, sharks. Marine biologists also believe that transients better just shut the hell up about their seal-killing badness when these hard-core, shark-eating mother****ers swim by.

* There are newly discovered antartica type whales termed A, B, and C

A=eat Artichokes B=Brainy c=eats Corn

* The rare blue bigass whale is simply put, enormous, and is often mistaken for the Pacific Ocean.

One can see by these descriptions that racial divisions between killer whales cannot be reduced to simple black and white.

#38
Quote by betty boop
Intra-killer-whale Racism

Killer whales come in three distinct varieties, or "races." Though of the same species, they do not intermarry, they speak different dialects and they rarely sit at the same table in the cafeteria.

* Residents are the only whales that build houses, tend lawns and form social clubs for the purpose of excluding the other killer whales. This makes the residents feel powerful and better than the other killer whales. Other killer whales are often jealous of residents, and themselves believe that they are not as good as residents. This attitude will be changed when the revolution comes, and the residents are the first whales with their dorsal fins against the wall.

* Transients roam the coasts in gangs, and are ruthless and cruel in their feeding habits. They eat mostly marine mammals, and have been known to throw them into the air or break them in half with powerful blows of the fin before consuming them. It is thought that they may largely be responsible for the name "killer whale" as well as most incidents of whale-on-whale violence. Yeah, them transients is some bad orcas, yo.

* Offshores swim the deep oceans and feed mostly on fish. They tend to be smaller, but more heavily scarred than other killer whales. Their pods are larger than others, consisting of up to sixty individuals. Many marine biologists believe that they feed on sharks in the open ocean waters. That's right, you heard me, sharks. Marine biologists also believe that transients better just shut the hell up about their seal-killing badness when these hard-core, shark-eating mother****ers swim by.

* There are newly discovered antartica type whales termed A, B, and C

A=eat Artichokes B=Brainy c=eats Corn

* The rare blue bigass whale is simply put, enormous, and is often mistaken for the Pacific Ocean.

One can see by these descriptions that racial divisions between killer whales cannot be reduced to simple black and white.



Is that a yes?

Quote by St.Loony
I'll get the bread <_<


Damn inside jokes
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