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#1
I just cut my pubes yesterday, and it's ****ing itchy, even though I showered. How do I get rid of the itchy feeling?
#2
fap

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#3
by cut u mean shaved?

keep shaving.

seriously..
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#4
Make an animal sacrifice.
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#7
Quote by GibsonRocker14
by cut u mean shaved?

keep shaving.

seriously..

I just cut it short. Like, 1 1/2 cm's short. I don't want it to be completly clean, just short enough.
#8
you may have crabs
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Totally awesome, I love you.

Have my children.

#9
icy hot




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#10


Rub this all over it, then use it as lube afterwards.
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#13
Quote by koalabacon
you may have crabs

I haven't gotten far enough with anyone to worry about that. And it just started when I cut them...
#14
scratch them?
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Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#15
Quote by Drybananna


Rub this all over it, then use it as lube afterwards.

I like the way you think!
#16
Quote by herby190
I haven't gotten far enough with anyone to worry about that. And it just started when I cut them...

You know, you can get crabs from a toilet seat, bro.
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#17
Quote by herby190
I haven't gotten far enough with anyone to worry about that. And it just started when I cut them...

Well your in the pit, of corse you havent.

Doesnt mean to say you dont have crabs though.




Quote by dogismycopilot
Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

Quote by littlemurph7976
Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#18
Quote by Drybananna
You know, you can get crabs from a toilet seat, bro.


You know pretty much about crabs...
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#19
Quote by Absent Mind
Well your in the pit, of corse you havent.

Doesnt mean to say you dont have crabs though.

It's just been since I cut them though...
#21
Quote by Kensai
You know pretty much about crabs...

I was once a crab.
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#23
Quote by dylpikle9
Your grammar is horrible.

Behold the pit, the assassin of grammar! The hitman of spelling!
#25
Quote by Drybananna
I was once a crab.

Woah, me too. Small world, small world...
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#26
Quote by herby190
It's just been since I cut them though...


It will itch for a couple of days then it will be fine, just man up.




Quote by dogismycopilot
Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

Quote by littlemurph7976
Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#27
Quote by Absent Mind
It will itch for a couple of days then it will be fine, just man up.

Sounds about right. Just checking if there's some easy way.
#28
Quote by dylpikle9
Your grammar is horrible.


Your face is horrible.

Quote by Drybananna
I was once a crab.


That explains your RELUCTANCE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF.
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#29
Quote by Skierinanutshel
AIDS. cut your member off before it spreads to the rest of your body. good thing you caught it early.

I think I'd rather keep the AIDS...
#30
Quote by Kensai
Your face is horrible.

Oh, what a horrible burn! Can he recover? He's on the ropes... He's struggling... wait, I think he's swinging!
#31
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Woah, me too. Small world, small world...

Oh! Really? We probably nested in the same place at one time.

Oh.. Gawd, Im going to stop now.


Quote by Kensai

That explains your RELUCTANCE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF.

Don't hate me 'cause Im beautiful.
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#33
Quote by Kensai
Your face is horrible.


That explains your RELUCTANCE TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF.



I am offended sir.
#37
Quote by Drybananna
Oh! Really? We probably nested in the same place at one time.

Oh.. Gawd, Im going to stop now.

We were like.... oh how's that old saying go?
Ah yes...
Like two crabs in a pod
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#38
Quote by Drybananna
Don't hate me 'cause Im beautiful.


*closes curtains to avoid sunlight and playing children outside*

Bah, humbug.

Quote by herby190
Oh, what a horrible burn! Can he recover? He's on the ropes... He's struggling... wait, I think he's swinging!


He got up

Quote by dylpikle9
I am offended sir.


I take my grammar seriosyl.
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#40
Quote by Kensai
I take my grammar seriosyl.

Gah! Why Kjell? Why did you do that? You... have disappointed me
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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