#1
your grandparents walk in on you fapping hardcore, how do you fix the situation?
me?
play insanity
#3
Spam thread is spam?

Tireedit

Reminds me of American Pie:the Naked Mile when he shoots his $shot on his family, including his grandma.


She died.


Tireedit2 didn't realize someone said that before I edited this
Last edited by Tire Me. at Oct 18, 2008,
#4
kill them both.
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#6
Boom. Headshot.
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#7
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your grandparents walk in on you fapping hardcore, how do you fix the situation?
me?
play insanity



too much American Pie Spinoff?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#8
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Spam thread is spam?


?
some just don't appreciate things like others do...
#9
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Wonder why they aren't six feet underground.


They've obviously come back from the dead as zombies.
#10
rape?



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#12
say: "well, what are you waiting for? anyone want to help me out here?"
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say: "well, what are you waiting for? anyone want to help me out here?"

Hahahaha

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#15
I'm 17 and don't have a girlfriend at the moment, it's already been justified
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#16
Quote by Tire Me.
Spam thread is spam?

Tireedit

Reminds me of American Pie:the Naked Mile when he shoots his $shot on his family, including his grandma.


She died.


Tireedit2 didn't realize someone said that before I edited this

ahh... never saw the movie
#17
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I'm 17 and don't have a girlfriend at the moment, it's already been justified


Why the hell is your avatar huge?

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They've obviously come back from the dead as zombies.


Ohh in that case disconnect my mouse and swing like crazy.
#18
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ahh... never saw the movie


boring movie
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#21
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my first course of action would be to get up (after finishing ) and spam The Pit with a useless thread!

without cleaning up?
how rude, no manners at all...
#22
I don't come on the pit and ask what others would do and try to make it seem hypothetical.
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#23
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I don't come on the pit and ask what others would do and try to make it seem hypothetical.

calm down everyone knows that someone would post something like this only for the lulz
jeez
#26
Why would you fap at your grand-mama's house?
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#27
hope that there eyes are bad and that the think ur shakin hands with ur friend hank
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#28
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Why would you fap at your grand-mama's house?


you wouldn't its a suprise visit to your house. does that clear it up more?
#29
Quote by Tire Me.
It's practically pr0n at least the unrated version.


You must be pretty desensitized.


no I just like good humor... if I want pr0n, then I'll go get pr0n, but if I want a good movie, then this kind of movie sux.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#30
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calm down everyone knows that someone would post something like this only for the lulz
jeez


I am calm. I know it's for the lulz. I am just saying what I would not do.

I would scream at them while I furiously continued to fap, enraged I would throw stuff at them till they left. Then once they leave I will in fact finish up.
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#31
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I am calm. I know it's for the lulz. I am just saying what I would not do.

I would scream at them while I furiously continued to fap, enraged I would throw stuff at them till they left. Then once they leave I will in fact finish up.

okay sounds good
*attempts to shake hands with fap hand*
er, nevermind, uh...air five.
#32
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#33
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