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#1
Anyone got some inventive ways of getting some shut eye? (anything short of knocking myself out sounds good )
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#2
Fap and you shall sleep.
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#3
knock yourse...damn!

drink beer
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
Most people on forums don't prefer sleep.

EDIT: You die faster without sleep than without water.

That is all.
#7
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Step one: Lay down in bed
Step two: Close eyes
Step three: Wait

Tried that for a whole half an hour.

Also, anything involving drink or drugs is a no-go (I'm pretty sure I can't sleep because this is the first night in about a week that I haven't been drinking/smoking up :S)
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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#13
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Tried that for a whole half an hour.

Also, anything involving drink or drugs is a no-go (I'm pretty sure I can't sleep because this is the first night in about a week that I haven't been drinking/smoking up :S)

Well I don't know what to tell you, its always worked for me
#14
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Actually, I agree with the fap thing. You feel pretty tired after you orgasm.

Especially with the mental association of the bed.
#15
I just watch tv and eventually drift off.
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#17
yea the fapping usually works for me
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#21
Dont look at tv's read a book

Ur gonna have to exhust yourself during the day Not just b4 u wanna sleep.
#23
Heres a tip: Sitting at your computer asking the pit for advice will not help you sleep
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#24
Try working on some math problems, or school work... it's boring and it tires ME out...

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#27
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Smoke some bud. Preferably some Indica.

Read earlier post.
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#29
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Most people on forums don't prefer sleep.

EDIT: You die faster without sleep than without water.

That is all.



No. You'd go insane within a few days. However you wouldn't die as fast as your would without water.
#30
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Fap and you shall sleep.


This.
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#31
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No. You'd go insane within a few days. However you wouldn't die as fast as your would without water.

No, I am correct.
#32
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No. You'd go insane within a few days. However you wouldn't die as fast as your would without water.

i think you'd fall unconsious after a while. because i think your body self shuts down
#33
Fap?
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#34
Right **** it... here's the plan...

1) Fap
2) Read Scar Tissue
3) Close Eyes
4) ...
5) Profit?!/Sleep

If I'm back in half an hour clearly it didn't work :P
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#37
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Actually, I agree with the fap thing. You feel pretty tired after you orgasm.

Does the trick for me.
#38
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i was going to say you were wrong, but it seems that you ARE correct. most survived with out water (according to the webz): 18 days.

without sleep: 10 days.

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#39
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Right **** it... here's the plan...

1) Fap
2) Read Scar Tissue
3) Close Eyes
4) ...
5) Profit?!/Sleep

If I'm back in half an hour clearly it didn't work :P

you forgot RAPE
#40
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Fap and you shall sleep.



This could actually work, fapping makes me relaxed, being relaxed makes me sleep.
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