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#5
A century.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#7
Depends on the atmosphere. If you're dumping the body in the desert, it'll decompose faster. Because you are in Canada, it might take a lot more.

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#9
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Depends on the atmosphere. If you're dumping the body in the desert, it'll decompose faster. Because you are in Canada, it might take a lot more.


TS, why don't you do it just like Jeffrey Dahmer?

EDIT: Eat Them!
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#10
Well completely? If completely quite a while. There are several stages of decomposition but it being underground will slow the process.
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#11
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#12
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Depends on the atmosphere. If you're dumping the body in the desert, it'll decompose faster. Because you are in Canada, it might take a lot more.


I thought a hot moist environment decomposed the fastest.
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#14
did u watch 'bride of chucky' today too and call bullshit that his body was all bones after 10 years too
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#15
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I thought a hot moist environment decomposed the fastest.

I was just using hot and cold as a comparison. I still have no idea why TS wants to know, either.

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#16
Just Bury It In A Graveyard...Theirs Already A Dead Guy In Their So The Cops Won't Get You... I Wasn't Involved
#18
Come on guys we have all had that situation where we had to get rid of a body. He just probably sees people close to his hiding spot and is getting a little bit worried. If this is happening and you buried it then just be safe and kill the person snooping around.
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#20
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hot car trunk in the desert it'll turn into soup in two weeks. room temperature in a basement will take years to get down to a skeleton.


Be sure to put in alot of water too. Water just goes that much quicker. Something about osmosis I believe.
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#22
I don't know. After I dug it up and opened the casket I was too busy masturbating.
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#25
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Be sure to put in alot of water too. Water just goes that much quicker. Something about osmosis I believe.



Salty water will pull moisture out of the body because of the very high concentration gradient. Not sure if that will speed anything up though.
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#26
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Salty water will pull moisture out of the body because of the very high concentration gradient. Not sure if that will speed anything up though.



Yeah make a f*cking mummy!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#28
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I dont mean completly decompose, just the flesh, bones still there.


It still takes a long ****ing time. You could bury up a body in a graveyard from like the 80s and there will still be flesh. It won't be recognisable as a person at all but flesh will indeed still be there.
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It still takes a long ****ing time. You could bury up a body in a graveyard from like the 80s and there will still be flesh. It won't be recognisable as a person at all but flesh will indeed still be there.


Even if it's thrown in a hole in the ground with no casket/coffin or anything?
#31
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Off topic, but doesn't that happen when people try using caps lock? It just converts it to that...right?
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#32
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Off topic, but doesn't that happen when people try using caps lock? It just converts it to that...right?


IF THIS IS ALL CAPS LOCK IT DOESNT AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A DWIGHT PICTURE AND CLAIM TO BE JIM HALPERT?
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#33
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#34
back on the subject: you're in Canada...then grind his/her body and feed the pigs with it.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#35
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back on the subject: you're in Canada...then grind his/her body and feed the pigs with it.

Nevermind The Murderers Here's The Shift Key
#37
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back on the subject: you're in Canada...then grind his/her body and feed the pigs with it.


This. Pick out the teeth and fingernail before hand though. If the police came by and saw teeth or finger nails in the fecal matter they'd be suspicious.
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#38
Quote by tayroar
This. Pick out the teeth and fingernail before hand though. If the police came by and saw teeth or finger nails in the fecal matter they'd be suspicious.



"Look! There's a tooth in the pig's crap!"
"And?"
"Well, I thought I found something interesting."
"Just STFU, will you? I wanna go home and watch MuchMusic."
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#39
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"Look! There's a tooth in the pig's crap!"
"And?"
"Well, I thought I found something interesting."
"Just STFU, will you? I wanna go home and watch MuchMusic."


Well human teeth look different from most teeth so they would know you fed your pig a human. This is why he said to do that in Snatch.
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