#1
k drunk thread right now but how come i will always plan weekends and have them sound so sweet people are all like ya woohoooo or w/e..

..then when the weekend finally comes around i go to hang out with peoplethat will ditch me for some drunk redneck guy when there were 2 groups i could have hung out with.
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#2
Drink enough that you're crying in your mug, instead of crying on UG.

*Hopes he's an angry drunk.*
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#4
because you are part of the pit
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#5
At least your weekend wasn't as bad as that chick whose husband killed her over her facebook status.
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#6
Stop relying on people who live by the phrase "git r dun" and find people who don't. Make friends and there you go. It's a win by the foot.
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#7
No offense, but look at it this way. If the food you cook tastes like garbage, it's because you suck as a cook. If it sounds awful when you play guitar, it's because you suck as a guitarist. If your poems, stories, songs are terrible, it's because you suck as a writer. So if your weekends always suck, it's because you.....

come on, finish the thought.
#8
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At least your weekend wasn't as bad as that chick whose husband killed her over her facebook status.



I don't know about that but it's funny.
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#9
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At least your weekend wasn't as bad as that chick whose husband killed her over her facebook status.

Hell I'd kill my wife if she didn't give me those Doritos.

TS, kill the drunk redneck and take his doritos.