#1
has anyone ever left their printer own for the whole night and woke up in the morning to the soft grayish hum of ink on paper?

Did mom say anything?
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#3
One time my printer turned on for no reason in the middle of the night. It scared the life out of me
#4
ink on paper makes noise?
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#5
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Did mom say anything?


WAT?!?!

Have you been smoking the ink or something?!
#6
No but now I have an urge to have my username changed to printer printprintprint.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#7
ahhh. our chemical desires.

we need moar ink for our blood to flow generously into the mouths of poor children.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#9
Quote by Laces Out Danny
ahhh. our chemical desires.

we need moar ink for our blood to flow generously into the mouths of poor children.


WHAT... ARE... YOU...??
#12
Yeah, it's always the same. You go to sleep and the next morning your printer has eaten everything in the fridge, all wine bottles are empty, there's a whole petting zoo in the living room and a duo of Vietnamese hookers is crashing on the couch.

F*cking printer.
#13
*stares blankly at threadstarter*
*scratches head*
*stops scratching*
*walks out in confusion*
#14
My printer turned itself on once, it scared me so much, I made a Myspace bulletin about it
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
#15
My printer is quite well behaved compared to yours. He's pretty quiet when printing, and he nevers switches on in the night.

*pets printer*