#1
So I usually go to the bathroom at some point during the school day, but I was tardy so many times due to this that I almost got in school suspension! How can I go my entire day without going to the bathroom until after school. I leave at 6:30 am to go to school, and get back in at 3:45 pm. I figure, go right before school, don't drink any fluids before or during school, then go right after school. Does that sound good? Any suggestions?

P.S. Before you say go during lunch, our bathrooms are packed, and it is impossible to use one without standing in a huge line, so I rule that out.
#3
Piss in your locker or pencil case. Never fails.

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#5
Get over it and remember there is no such thing as a permanent record?
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#6
Don't hold it in you could get an infection or something, which is NOT nice, believe me.

Just go when you need to. You know the saying... 'when nature calls'
#8
Bottle.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#9
Piss in yours teachers face

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#12
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Bottle.


This, when the teacher tells you you can't go to the bathroom, whip it out, stick it in the bottle and let it drain.
#13
Get a drug ring together and start selling crack to the younger kids. Get some money together, enough to be able to hire an entourage of very strong older kids. The next stage is moving into extortion and smuggling, so pretty soon your money will be multiplying like rabbits on viagra. You should then be in a position to bribe your teachers into not minding if you need extra toilet breaks.

If they kick up a fuss, say 'I'm a f ucking millionaire, if I wanted I could buy you and pi$s in your mouth!' then pi$s in their mouth anyway, without giving them money first.
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#14
lunch?

edit: nvm. run in between classes
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#15
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Get over it and remember there is no such thing as a permanent record?


this. its just a myth.
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There isn't...?

Really?
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#17
Well, what the teachers are doing isn't fair on you (basically, not allowing you to piss in a day) so tell them you'll go when you need to - not hold it in for nearly 9 hours.
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#18
Ummmm...... find a couple of your less-dickish teachers, then alternate between asking one of them to go to the bathroom each day?
#19
tie it in a knot.
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#21
lol we have 8 minutes between class. I go to the bathroom between every class (I drink two gallons of water a day, and we have 80 minute classes).
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#23
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Get a drug ring together and start selling crack to the younger kids. Get some money together, enough to be able to hire an entourage of very strong older kids. The next stage is moving into extortion and smuggling, so pretty soon your money will be multiplying like rabbits on viagra. You should then be in a position to bribe your teachers into not minding if you need extra toilet breaks.

If they kick up a fuss, say 'I'm a f ucking millionaire, if I wanted I could buy you and pi$s in your mouth!' then pi$s in their mouth anyway, without giving them money first.


LMAO sounds like a plan!!!

but can't you just ask the teacher if you can go to the toilet during lesson? surely they're not THAT harsh as to not let you go.
#25
Duh, the school system DEMANDS that you have a bladder of steel as going for a piss disrupts them reading from a book and making you copy it down...

So Glad to be out of school