#1
OMG my boyfriend just told me that he, and pretty much every guy ever, masturbates!! is it just me or is that disgusting and wrong? he said that unless we have sex every day he'll carry on masturbating because it relieves tension! i feel sick.

>.>

<.<

then he stripped naked and levitated. i think he might be a sexual being.

HELP!!
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#2
Good one. Have half the internet.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#3


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#7
Stop! this is gettin old! atleast make it slightly humorous!
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#10
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Funny, but not allowed dude.

*reported*


sorry couldn't resist.
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#12
Oh wait is this one of those threads that tells the story of another one from a different perspective? If so, I didn't see the other thread. =[
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#14
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Oh wait is this one of those threads that tells the story of another one from a different perspective? If so, I didn't see the other thread. =[


that's ok, the 08ers tell me this isn't funny anyway.

i remember the days when the pit had a sense of humour and 'fail' was a rarely used word...
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#16
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then he stripped naked and levitated.



I have that problem too.

GET OUT OF MY SOUL MEPHISTO!!!
#18
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Yes, I have arrived.



Kiss with a fist, lovely heterosexuals.
#19
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Oh wait is this one of those threads that tells the story of another one from a different perspective? If so, I didn't see the other thread. =[

Use me.
#20
If I could levitate naked I'd go to Trafalgar Square and masturbate on Nelson's face.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#21
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Use me.


you sir, are a genius. only now you have to go into pretty much every new thread in the pit and wh0re yourself out
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#22
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that's ok, the 08ers tell me this isn't funny anyway.

i remember the days when the pit had a sense of humour and 'fail' was a rarely used word...

I remember when this was done the first time. Oh the epicness. And then the second time it wasn't so funny, and so on.
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#24
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I remember when this was done the first time. Oh the epicness. And then the second time it wasn't so funny, and so on.


ouch.
you got some cream i can borrow for that burn?
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.