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#1
What's the funniest one-liner that you can come up with right now.
Ibanez Saber Series Owner!

Don't jump on the bandwagon, Line 6 Spider III's Aren't that bad!


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You, goonerbynature, win teh internetz.


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Gold.


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#2
fail
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#5
"You can play with it, but don't talk to it!" - Random guy in a movie(e-cookie for ref)
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#7
Quote by DirtyMakik
"You can play with it, but don't talk to it!" - Random guy in a movie(e-cookie for ref)



some 80's porno?
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#8
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Dogs can smell fear just like they smell each others asses.


was that in Naked Gun?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#10
Quote by Supertait
some 80's porno?


80s: yup
porno: nope...except an instance where you see/hear a vibrator
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#15
Quote by DirtyMakik
was that in Naked Gun?

I don't know. My friends and I were walking yesterday and 2 of them got scared when 2 pit bulls started staring at them and another one of my friends said "Don't be scared. Dogs can smell fear" and I added after that "Just like they can smell your ass"
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


Of The


UG Challenge

#16
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
I don't know. My friends and I were walking yesterday and 2 of them got scared when 2 pit bulls started staring at them and another one of my friends said "Don't be scared. Dogs can smell fear" and I added after that "Just like they can smell your ass"


I hear Leslie Nielsen when i read the line... or maybe it's me
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#17
I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#18
I love TS, can I have a hug?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#20
ur ugly. go kill urself

edit: a serious suggestion: guitarists and gays are the only men who can tell the difference between alpine white and cream
Gear

Guitar:
Squier Strat

Amp:
Fender Roc Pro 1000 Half Stack

Pedals:
Digitech Bad Monkey
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
Digitech Cool Cat Chorus
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#21
Quote by slippers man
How much do you wish you were Santa? He knows where all the Bad Girls live.



Win!

i just changed my FB to that:

Benjamin wishes he was santa, cos he knows where all the bad girls live
Hi I'm
Mr. JimBo R. Insane
#25
""I'm a JEW!!! I have a right to steal your dropped change!""

Seriously?
BUY MY JACKSON
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I don't know what that shit (racer x or paul gilbert) sounds like.

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Gilbert is a bad riff writer.


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Treble - 0
Bass - 0
Mids - 0
Volume - 0
'Tude - 10
Whiny Voice - 10
Panties - White

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I brake for huge nuts
#27
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""I'm a JEW!!! I have a right to steal your dropped change!""

Seriously?

yes, very seriously...
#32
Quote by wicket_nirvana
ur ugly. go kill urself

edit: a serious suggestion: guitarists and gays are the only men who can tell the difference between alpine white and cream

So true.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#34
your worth about as much as a velvet portrait of a dolphin and whale gettin it on.
#35
"Rectum?! Damn near killed em!"
God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.
#38
it`s my soap and my dick and i`ll wash it as fast and as hard as i want too.
#39
Quote by slippers man
How much do you wish you were Santa? He knows where all the Bad Girls live.

Awesome!
Ibanez Saber Series Owner!

Don't jump on the bandwagon, Line 6 Spider III's Aren't that bad!


B.U.C.K.E.T.H.E.A.D.


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You, goonerbynature, win teh internetz.


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Gold.


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#40
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how has this not turned into a mitch hedburg thread?
"I like playing tennis because no matter how good you are you'll never be as good as a wall"
just for a start.

and i do realise there was a hedburg quote b4 me


Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

I had this parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry." So it died.

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the ****er gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the ****er gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!"

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
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