#1
Anyway.

As its almost 5th November (Bonfire Night in the UK) I have been invited to this lesbian party (I am male) I work at a chocolate factory with these people (I am the only male...they are all lesbians (so they say...) anyway Pit what should I do on this night filled with Lesbians, Chocolate and Fireworks?

Should i just get fat?
#3
I hate you all.


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#4
You would be a fool not to go.

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You would be a fool not to go.

In a world of holes, dirt is always craved to fill them.




You mean sex, right?
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You mean sex, right?


Nah, he'll stuff chocolate bars up their vajajays.
#12
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But their lesbians so a penis is not welcomed in their vajayjay.


They're.

But anyway, lesbians aren't attracted to guys, but that doesnt mean they wouldn't like to get wasted then pounded by some dude bringing them liberal amounts of chocolate.

And even if you dont get laid, you could see some nude lesbian chocolate wrestling...
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#13
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But their lesbians so a penis is not welcomed in their vajayjay.


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Nah, he'll stuff chocolate bars up their vajajays.


Was that coordinated use of the word vajayjay?
And I'm sure not all lesbanims have a total penis embargo...
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#14
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Was that coordinated use of the word vajayjay?
And I'm sure not all lesbanims have a total penis embargo...


WTF is an lesbanim?

Go for it. get your mits on a chocolate fountain and go crazy.
#15
No-one even realises that this is a pisstake of my thread...
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#16
Tell them to hide the chocolate on them, and have their friends find it. With their mouths.
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Tell them to hide the chocolate in them, and have their friends find it. With their mouths.

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No-one even realises that this is a pisstake of my thread...


I do babe.
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No-one even realises that this is a pisstake of my thread...

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EDIT: ^Yeah, I did kinda earn it by lying to people.

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I hate you all.


YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF THIS, GILLIAM.



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Fix'd?


It was implied. Semi-fixed.
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#25
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They're.

But anyway, lesbians aren't attracted to guys, but that doesnt mean they wouldn't like to get wasted then pounded by some dude bringing them liberal amounts of chocolate.

And even if you dont get laid, you could see some nude lesbian chocolate wrestling...



umm no. he was right
#26
dip your wang in liquid chocolate
let it dry
go to party
??????
profit?
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#27
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umm no. he was right


umm no. he wasn't
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#28
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dip your wang in liquid chocolate
let it dry
go to party
??????
profit?


When did getting your penis bitten off become part of a good party?
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umm no. he wasn't


Yes, he was.

They're = they are.
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