#1
There is this cute waitress, she looks early to late 20's. She most likely has a boyfriend.

Should I still try to just be friends, or simply admire from afar (meaning just let it go)?
#2
Start by flirting casually with her, nancy.
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#4
Quote by neptune1988
There is this cute waitress, she looks early to late 20's. She most likely has a boyfriend.

Should I still try to just be friends, or simply admire from afar (meaning just let it go)?


You're giving up already, based on that fact? Talk to her already for fuck's sake. And if she does have a boyfriend, let it go.
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#5
What Kjell said.

I remember when I was served by a cute waitress once, had a beautiful smile. Sadly I did **** all about it.
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#7
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This may sound crazy....but....rape her like the f*cking cow she is


#8
Quote by neptune1988
There is this cute waitress, she looks early to late 20's


Seriously, if you cant narrow her age down to within 10 years then you'll probably go about whatever you decide to do wrong anyway
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#9
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Seriously, if you cant narrow her age down to within 10 years then you'll probably go about whatever you decide to do wrong anyway


Too right.
#10
Follow Kensai's rather than conventional Pit wisdom. Also, tip her well, but not conspicuously so.
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#11
Go up to her, light a cigar with a 100 dollar bill, and make some cheesy one-liner. A top hat, monacle, and cane to lean on would help.
#12
Waitresses and barmaids get hit on all the time, I'm sure she's sick of it. Just be nice, she'll appreciate it
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#13
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You're giving up already, based on that fact? Talk to her already for fuck's sake. And if she does have a boyfriend, let it go.



I would, but I dont know...what the alleged boyfriend finds out and tries to hunt me down or soemthing?
#14
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Go up to her, light a cigar with a 100 dollar bill, and make some cheesy one-liner. A top hat, monacle, and cane to lean on would help.



and introduce ur slef as" mr. bitches" or " Moneybags"
#15
Quote by neptune1988
I would, but I dont know...what the alleged boyfriend finds out and tries to hunt me down or soemthing?

You're going to need bigger testicles with that kind of attitude.
#16
Go for it! Procrastination is like masturbation. Its fun at first, but in the end you're still just ****ing yourself.


Or just fap from the beginning.
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#20
Quote by neptune1988
There is this cute waitress, she looks early to late 20's. She most likely has a boyfriend.

Should I still try to just be friends, or simply admire from afar (meaning just let it go)?


Early to late twenties? There's quite a difference between 20 and 29. Talk to her anyway, what's the worst that could happen? j00 c00ld g3t k11led lulz olololol
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#21
Order some tortillas, ice cream, and a hot dog with extra mustard. She'll know what to do.
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#22
If you wanna get laid i suggest you admire her from afar and never so much as say hi. Trust me, girls dig that.
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#23
Kill him/her/it with fire.

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#24
Give it to her in the can
Then make casual conversation
Then ask if she has a boyfriend

Wait a minute...


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#25
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I would, but I dont know...what the alleged boyfriend finds out and tries to hunt me down or soemthing?


Oh right, yeah... I totally forgot that if you talk to someone else's woman whatever he does to your testicles is completely legal. Wow, the year 2034 sure does suck.
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#26
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I would, but I dont know...what the alleged boyfriend finds out and tries to hunt me down or soemthing?

You were in the navy, suck it up.
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#27
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Drop a fork on the floor, make her bend over and pick it up, and then...you know...STICK IT IN HER POOPER



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#28
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I'm sick of anal jokes, they're so juvenile.



STICK IT IN HER EAR!
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#29
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You're going to need bigger testicles with that kind of attitude.


With that type of attitude, you might be better off saying he just needs testicles.

Come on mate, backing down because she *might* have a boyfriend. Confidence, my man. Just go for it, if she says "sorry." then back off... and know you probably made her feel really good because someone found her attractive.
#30
give her a huge amount of tips every time you go there...when she asks why you give her so much -> rapist grin...I can't guarantee that'll work, but it might get you kicked out of the place so you'll never see her again, which also solves your problem
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#31
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Come on mate, backing down because she *might* have a boyfriend. Confidence, my man. Just go for it, if she says "sorry." then back off... and know you probably made her feel really good because someone found her attractive.


yesyesyes.

even if she has got a boyfriend, you might have made a new friend at least.
#33
even if she has a boyfriend all girls are the same: all you have to do is make her realize why you're better than him.

hence, steal her from him
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#34
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even if she has a boyfriend all girls are the same: all you have to do is make her realize why you're better than him.

hence, steal her from him

Or kill him. Your choice.
#35
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Actually it was a Navy JROTC. But youre right, I need to grow a pair.
#36
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Or kill him. Your choice.


Like that Double Jeopardy movie. *shruggingly* "you can kill him if you want".