#2
I hate the french version.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
Yeah, it's a pretty good method they've got going. The ol' "I'm some guy who doesn't really know everything about the product, but is still pretty amazed at what they've got going here" angle, COMBINED with the "I'm just some guy who couldn't really care less and is just doing what the producers tell me" angle. The key goal is to build trust with the customer, and this guy does it.
#5
I would have sex with him for just ONE of those absorbent mother ****ers.
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#6
I went to this fair and the guy was doing the demonstrations in person. It was pretty sweet I guess.
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#7
Anyone actually own one of those things?
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#9
do they actualy work?
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#10
Vince is awesome.

Thanks for showin' me this buddy!
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#11
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I hate the french version.

How can you not hate any traduced infomercial?
#12
Protip: They don't really work.
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#13
The dude looks like the white devil that black southerners were warning us about.
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#14
I bought a set at the State Fair. At first I was like "not gonna work" but then I was like
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#15
if they do work (i'm leery of anything advertised on an infomercial) I would buy them in a second. there has to be some application for guitars too
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

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#17
Not a patch on this guy. Cool as fuck.

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#19
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How can you not hate any traduced infomercial?


I dunno, it's just so badly translated.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#20
That parody is hilarious.

"See that, that's your mildew, that's gonna ****in' wreak."

"Thirteen percent of the cola, you gettin' this asshole?"

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#21
agreed^ the parody is funny as ****
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#22
Yes we all know the Germans make nice things.
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#23
That fu*kin commercial makes me horny
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