My mouth is experiencing orgasms at the speed of myself breaking virgin hymens

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#2
Last time I had a bottle of bailey's. So like 5 minutes ago.
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#6
when i came
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#8
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Last time I had a bottle of bailey's. So like 5 minutes ago.


Creamy beige!
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#13
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Last time I had a bottle of bailey's.


just no. i know everyone has different taste but bailey is just ughhhh. bad memories maybe? whatever it is, no.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#14
Pretty much everytime I have chocolate.

Curse my woman obsession with the happy hormone stimulating product.
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#15
lol awesome title dude! i'm drinking Naty Ice. It's 5.9% alcohol and cheap as hell so i guess I win.

I've never had sex with a virgin either. Oh well. Virgins don't exist anymore do they?
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#18
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Creamy beige!




It goes well with icecream.

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just no. i know everyone has different taste but bailey is just ughhhh. bad memories maybe? whatever it is, no.


Very much like your mom, it's an aquired taste.


(That's what you get for dissing bailey's )
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#19
One word: Dog.

D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

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#22
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lol awesome title dude! i'm drinking Naty Ice. It's 5.9% alcohol and cheap as hell so i guess I win.

I've never had sex with a virgin either. Oh well. Virgins don't exist anymore do they?


Sex with virgins is boring.
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#24



The last time I had this beauty. A week and a half ago. 9% alcohol, good sir, but it certainly does not taste like a 9% beer. It is absolutely delicious.
#26
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Very much like your mom, it's an aquired taste.


(That's what you get for dissing bailey's )


the bailey's... it's turning you. it happens to everyone. i better prepare for the exorcism.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#27
Mouth orgasm?



Glenmorangie Sherry Wood Finish.
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#29
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the bailey's... it's turning you. it happens to everyone. i better prepare for the exorcism.


I'll cut you before I go down
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#32
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Since this summer, even a shot of whiskey can make me vomit like hell.


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That's why I'd love to live in Great Britain. I bet it's cheaper than here.
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#34
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I'll cut you before I go down


they all say that. none of them survive...
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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But NO setting fire to it and NO fecking coffee beans! I don't care if it symbolises romance, I want to drink away my loneliness with something that's flavoursome!!
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#38
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With our taxes, it's probably about the same.


How much do you pay for a standard 750 ml bottle?
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