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#1
Ok, my toilet hasn't been working in 2 days and we only have one bathroom and I don't want to travel to go poo.

So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

Anyway, my mom finally found it and I blamed it on the dog. But now my dads questioning if such a little dog can take such a massive dookie, and im afriad they'll figure out it was me.


Pit, help me!
Blacksabbath8's "To do list"
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[X] Smoke weed in my bathroom, and burn it down
[X] Shit in my basement and get away with it
[ ] Plow my teacher
#2
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#3
go "poo" outside!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
They don't have plumbers where you live?
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Last edited by Kensai at Oct 19, 2008,
#5
Masturbate furiously.
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#11
so you took a dump in your basement? congratulations.
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#14
god you are messed up in the head, your supposed to poop little bits at a time around the house so it looks like 50 little doggie shits.
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#16
Yes, but it's completely stopped and the plummer is supposed to come on Tuesday. My parents are going next door I think but I don't want to because I don't like them and im afriad their horny cow daughter will step in whem I'm in the shower.

And, I don't wanna go outside (I do pee out there though) because i'll have to wipe the ol' hole with a leaf!
Blacksabbath8's "To do list"
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[X] Smoke weed in my bathroom, and burn it down
[X] Shit in my basement and get away with it
[ ] Plow my teacher
#19
Don't you have neighbors?

*knock knock* "can i use your shitter?"

Problem solved.
#20
Grow a pair and use a rock. Haven't you ever gone backpacking?
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#21
Quote by blacksabbath8
Yes, but it's completely stopped and the plummer is supposed to come on Tuesday. My parents are going next door I think but I don't want to because I don't like them and im afriad their horny cow daughter will step in whem I'm in the shower.

And, I don't wanna go outside (I do pee out there though) because i'll have to wipe the ol' hole with a leaf!


Then suffocate in your own sh*t.

Have a nice day.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#23
why would you take a shit in your basement???!

why didnt you take a shit somewhere like under your parents bed so they could get pissed
#24
Quote by blacksabbath8
Yes, but it's completely stopped and the plummer is supposed to come on Tuesday. My parents are going next door I think but I don't want to because I don't like them and im afriad their horny cow daughter will step in whem I'm in the shower.

And, I don't wanna go outside (I do pee out there though) because i'll have to wipe the ol' hole with a leaf!


wut did u wipe with wen u shitted (shat?) in ur basement. or bring the tp with u outside.
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#26
I couldnt have pooped poopie pebbles because it all kind of rushed out, I shat bricks because of 2 days worth of constapation.

Hopefully they'll believe me and next time I'll just use my cats litter box.

Siriously though, I'm afriad that they'll figure it was me and then theyd go ape crap on me for taking a dump in the basement and blaming it on my dog.
Blacksabbath8's "To do list"
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[X] Smoke weed in my bathroom, and burn it down
[X] Shit in my basement and get away with it
[ ] Plow my teacher
#29
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wut did u wipe with wen u shitted (shat?) in ur basement. or bring the tp with u outside.


a sock, but i put it in the washing machine
Blacksabbath8's "To do list"
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[X] Smoke weed in my bathroom, and burn it down
[X] Shit in my basement and get away with it
[ ] Plow my teacher
#30
WARNING - Fail Posted Above
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#32
Oh lord......

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#33
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a sock, but i put it in the washing machine



also, you should just "pretend" you are extremely retarded until the plumber comes. that way, you can shit your bed and make your parents pick it up
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#34
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a sock, but i put it in the washing machine
Oh god..


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#36
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#37
They cleaned it up now, but my dad was like "did you see this?" and im like "yeah" then he said "well why didn't you tell us" and im like "because i thought you knew" and he was just like oh and walked away
Blacksabbath8's "To do list"
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[X] Smoke weed in my bathroom, and burn it down
[X] Shit in my basement and get away with it
[ ] Plow my teacher
#38
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They cleaned it up now, but my dad was like "did you see this?" and im like "yeah" then he said "well why didn't you tell us" and im like "because i thought you knew" and he was just like oh and walked away


That's a nice dysfunctional family there
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#40
oh come on guys, what would you do if you had to lighten the load and had nowhere to go?
Blacksabbath8's "To do list"
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[X] Smoke weed in my bathroom, and burn it down
[X] Shit in my basement and get away with it
[ ] Plow my teacher