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#1
I just started watching "feast" with some of my mates. the first 20 minutes have been so boring, my mates went to buy some beer and told me to not pause the movie. Should I continue, or return the movie and rent another one while they are gone? becuase, seriously, so far the movie has sucked big fat donkey balls. no suspense, stupid monsters and no plot. is there more to come, or do I get a new one? hurry, they are only gone for 30 minutes.

EDIT: tl,dr; Do I continue watching "feast", or get "sin city" instead?
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Oct 19, 2008,
#2
go fap
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#3
New movie, duh, either that or wait to get drunk and there are chances the movie might be better.
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#4
Turn off the movie and start a circle jerk like the other cool kids do on here??
#5
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Turn off the movie and start a circle jerk like the other cool kids do on here??

This. Duh..where have you been?!
Her friends are gazing on her,
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And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#7
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Turn off the movie and start a circle jerk like the other cool kids do on here??


This.... wasn't this kind of obvious???
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#8
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Turn off the movie and start a circle jerk like the other cool kids do on here??


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#10
Yea, I have to +1 to a big circle jerk.
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#12
Yeah, circle jerk like you've never circle jerked before.
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#14
If the movie is bad in a boring sleepy way, then go return it. If it's bad in a 'this is supposed to be scary but I just want to laugh at it' way, then get drunk and laugh at it. It will get much better that way. Otherwise, new movie.
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#15
And after the circle jerk..make sure you come on here and tell us about it because..we like that
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#17
i skipped forward in the film, and it actually seems like a circle jerk would be more enticing that anything this film will have to offer.

pit, I am actually going to suggest a circle jerk when my buddies return.
if they do not agree and leave, I will be with you again in 20 minutes. if not, you may assume that we have engaged in a circle jerk.

that is all.
#19
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circle jerk? no.


elephant walk? yes.


This.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#20
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i skipped forward in the film, and it actually seems like a circle jerk would be more enticing that anything this film will have to offer.

pit, I am actually going to suggest a circle jerk when my buddies return.
if they do not agree and leave, I will be with you again in 20 minutes. if not, you may assume that we have engaged in a circle jerk.

that is all.




Take pics if it happens.
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#22
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Union Jake it

..nice
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#23
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EDIT: tl,dr; Do I continue watching "feast", or get "sin city" instead?

I never heard of Feast but I can tell you Sin City is ****ing awesome
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#24
Why don't you just get a new movie... I don't want to hear about your circle jerk.
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#27
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Work on your spelling and grammar.



my spelling and grammar is perfect for having ingested 3 liters of beer.


**** you!!
#28
a friend of mine who just came late has just left after i suggested circle jerking to him

oh well, 5 more guys to go

am I gay? naaaah.
#33
2 more guys have just come with a bottle of whiskey. they say that "Feast" is a crap film, and say that if everyone else does it they will also go for a circle jerk. this indeed has potential. Ill keep you posted, but it may take a while. I doubt they will continue if they knew I was writing about this on an internet forum.
so far we are all sitting with bared torsos and lots of alcohol

more to come.

EDIT: no sign of my 5 friends yet

EDIT2: ^we already watched that
#34
^ Oh god
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#35
Quote by CoreysMonster
2 more guys have just come with a bottle of whiskey. they say that "Feast" is a crap film, and say that if everyone else does it they will also go for a circle jerk. this indeed has potential. Ill keep you posted, but it may take a while. I doubt they will continue if they knew I was writing about this on an internet forum.
so far we are all sitting with bared torsos and lots of alcohol

more to come.

EDIT: no sign of my 5 friends yet

EDIT2: ^we already watched that


#37
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^ Oh god


I know!

Did you clean up the mess that ensued? Because that'd definitely give you something to do.
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#38
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saying said circle jerk does occur, do we get an elephant walk after? just for the kicks and giggles.



last post for a while, what exactly is an elephant walk?
#40
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guys are nude in a row, chest to back. each guy is connected to the other with the guy who is in front with him.

by holding his member.

then walk forward.



interesting. I shall suggest this if the circle jerk is completed. the others are almost back now...

EDIT: am i gay for wanting to try this out? seriously?
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