#2
Bear Grylls would win because his camera crew would shoot it for him.
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#3
bear would probably have his cameramen help him
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#4
Little foot would come in and crush them all, because after all these years that little dino isn't so small.
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#6
Bear Grylls would just shoot it and edit out the bullet.
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#7
Bear grylls met bigfoot in a dark, misty forest. Then Bear grylls had his camera crew shoot down bigfoot.

The end. True story.
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#9
Grylls jumps, from the actual 2 foot cliff into the path of Bigfoot. Looks exchange as they stare each other out. With a flash I emerge from the water and pelvic thrust at them both.
#11
They'd advance to each other, and then you'd wake up because neither is real!
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#12
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Grylls jumps, from the actual 2 foot cliff into the path of Bigfoot. Looks exchange as they stare each other out. With a flash I emerge from the water and pelvic thrust at them both.

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Grylls jumps, from the actual 2 foot cliff into the path of Bigfoot. Looks exchange as they stare each other out. With a flash I emerge from the water and pelvic thrust at them both.


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#14
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He would drink his pee.


exactly. or he would jump into freezing water or quick sand before completing his mission
#15
he would drink bigfoots urine and die
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#16
Bear grylls would taunt big foot with some jack links. But big foot recognizes this and is angered. He picks up a golf cart and throws it at Bear Grylls... End of story.
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#19
who gives a shit.
they are both pussies.


id kill them both.
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#20
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#21
Bear Grylls wins.

Outline of the fight:

Bigfoot doesn't exist, Bear Grylls wins by default.
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#22
Well, Bigfoot is actually a crashlanded jedi wookie so I think bigfoot would win with his light saber.
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#23
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Bear Grylls would win because his camera crew would shoot it for him.

nice. i love it
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#24
bigfoot
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#26
Bear Grylls slammed an alligator into a tree and then stabbed it in the head. Bear Grylls would win.
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#27
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Bear Grylls slammed an alligator into a tree and then stabbed it in the head. Bear Grylls would win.


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#29
bear grylls is the most badass human alive...people are just jealous of his leetness so they give credit of his leetness to many people instead of the one and only bear grylls


bear would sneak up on bigfoot with a spear he made and poke bigfoot, realizing that his spear wont work he climbs down (insert bear gryllls accent here) a crevasse from a glassier and eats a berry with many vetamins

after this he becomes super bear grylls and stares at bigfoot while calmly backing away and telling america that this situation is dangerous


this post is a waste and probably makes no sense..i wouldnt read it..probably because i typed it
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#30
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bear grylls is the most badass human alive...people are just jealous of his leetness so they give credit of his leetness to many people instead of the one and only bear grylls


bear would sneak up on bigfoot with a spear he made and poke bigfoot, realizing that his spear wont work he climbs down (insert bear gryllls accent here) a crevasse from a glassier and eats a berry with many vetamins

after this he becomes super bear grylls and stares at bigfoot while calmly backing away and telling america that this situation is dangerous


this post is a waste and probably makes no sense..i wouldnt read it..probably because i typed it



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