#1
Help me for I am stuck in an endless routine of boredom and eating poutine (sp? and yes I do eat poutine at school often, so that does make sense)
I get up early and walk to school, come home and sit here watching you all be ruthless and cruel.

I seek a change in my day to day life, maybe go to vegas find myself a nice wife
All I ask is for suggestions no matter how silly or dumb
I look forward to seeing the answers that soon will come.
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#4
Quote by LordBishek
At least your dick isn't floppy.


maybe it is.
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#5
Sell everything you own except for some clothes and a backpack and go travel the world.

You are young and there is much to see.
#6
Get. Out. Of. The. Pit.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#8
I was hoping this would be a story about the best circle jerk of your life.


I was thoroughly disappointed.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#9
I know what it's like (except here in the US we don't have the glory that is poutine).Hang with friends more, meet new people, join a band, find a girl, etc... the choices are endless. Just go outside your comfort zone and try new things.
#10
Quote by Soul Power
Get. Out. Of. The. Pit.


Well I will admit I have more of a life then the pit
I get the floppy thing pushed all around
And I do go for walks with my feet pattering the ground
I just ask for something more something to do or try
Something to change me from being this boring normal guy
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#12
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#14
I like you live a life on repeat.
As I walk to school I drag my feet.
Then its time to go back home.
I watch t.v. and play games alone.
Maybe someday we'll be together.
Until then please take this feather.
H e l l o .
#15
Quote by Gunpowder

my thoughts exactly
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Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#16
Quote by Gunpowder


I... don't get it

Quote by kitty_teh_fish
I like you live a life on repeat.
As I walk to school I drag my feet.
Then its time to go back home.
I watch t.v. and play games alone.
Maybe someday we'll be together.
Until then please take this feather.


Now you speak a language much like I
This barrier between us I can now get by
Much does your life mimic my own
Take your feather I shall from the bird that past flown
Maybe suggestions from this thread will help
For I wish not for you to sit in your basement and whelp
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#17
play your guitar maybe?

learn chicken picking or something, really fun to play, will take up some time learning it..and BOOM, yer got yerself some fanny
#19
Maybe you should go outside
take a walk, or a bike ride
there's a world out there, waiting for you
to make a change, or just walk through
the adventures are endless, so go off and take flight
there's something out there, it's called LIFE
" When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix
#21
Quote by Warheart1188
Maybe you should go outside
take a walk, or a bike ride
there's a world out there, waiting for you
to make a change, or just walk through
the adventures are endless, so go off and take flight
there's something out there, it's called LIFE


I have more of a life then I have told
Your remark to me seemed rather cold
I just wish to escape from my boring days
Find something to do maybe in different ways
I do have friends and games to play
I just get sick of them day after day
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#23
Move to a country where the language is fundamentally different than your own. Worked wonders for me.
"Is that the fucking bible?"

"That's Holy Fucking Bible to you"
#24
Quote by LordBishek
It's the CIRCLE of LIFE

And it MOOOVEES US ALLLL


Geddit now?


I watched that movie when I was around 6
Though jogging my memory with the use of pics
Twas a good idea but alas not good enough
My head is filled with to much shit and stuff
So I bow my head in defeat
Hoping you will be kind as you sit on your seat
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#25
Quote by Jesusof36
the feather is a dick

Yes, It is.


If only now you'll still accept.
I know my affection is inept.
But please oh please take my hand.
With you I dance to Neverland.
H e l l o .
#27
Quote by floppypick
I watched that movie when I was around 6
Though jogging my memory with the use of pics
Twas a good idea but alas not good enough
My head is filled with to much shit and stuff
So I bow my head in defeat
Hoping you will be kind as you sit on your seat


I love you too man.
#28
Quote by kitty_teh_fish
Yes, It is.


If only now you'll still accept.
I know my affection is inept.
But please oh please take my hand.
With you I dance to Neverland.




Oh lord what a pickle I am in
Taking your hand would be a sin
I feel bad for turning away someone so kind as you
I hope you have the same feelings as I do
I cannot accept your gracious offer
But maybe from this we both get proffer

Does that even make sense?

^<3 in a non homosexual way.
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Floppydick


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#29
Get WoW and play with the rest of the world already!
By reading this magnificently and wonderful, adjective-filled signature, you have just wasted approximately 7 seconds of your life.
#30
omgz tere is a poetrty competittyon gowing on@!!!!1/!!!!1
Do NOT look behind you.
#31
Quote by floppypick


Oh lord what a pickle I am in
Taking your hand would be a sin
I feel bad for turning away someone so kind as you
I hope you have the same feelings as I do
I cannot accept your gracious offer
But maybe from this we both get proffer

Does that even make sense?

^<3 in a non homosexual way.


Oh. I meant it in a very homosexual way, but never mind.
#32
Quote by c_man471
omgz tere is a poetrty competittyon gowing on@!!!!1/!!!!1


Yes and why not join
Maybe you can win yourself a little coin
I'd would play WoW if it were not utter crap
I wouldn't feed it to the dogs as a scrap
I played it once though in a time long ago
And my boredom only did grow

^Oh... Well sorry but I cannot commit to such things
I am a man who enjoy girls beers and chicken wings
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#33
Quote by floppypick


Oh lord what a pickle I am in
Taking your hand would be a sin
I feel bad for turning away someone so kind as you
I hope you have the same feelings as I do
I cannot accept your gracious offer
But maybe from this we both get proffer

Does that even make sense?

^<3 in a non homosexual way.

Ah, this is what I have been missing. I think I have just gone super gay for you floppypick. Please take me now.
H e l l o .
#34
Quote by floppypick
Yes and why not join
Maybe you can win yourself a little coin
I'd would play WoW if it were not utter crap
I wouldn't feed it to the dogs as a scrap
I played it once though in a time long ago
And my boredom only did grow

^Oh... Well sorry but I cannot commit to such things
I am a man who enjoy girls beers and chicken wings


Well, I enjoy pounding arse, so each to their own.
#36
Quote by kitty_teh_fish
Ah, this is what I have been missing. I think I have just gone super gay for you floppypick. Please take me now.


Like I alread have said
I cannot join you in my bed
For it would not end well
Forever remembering, my mind would dwell
I do not wish to be rude
I don't want to give no attitude
But it's the way it must be
For eternity

Oh and I must b parting it is time for bed
This will be that last thing I have said.
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Last edited by floppypick at Oct 19, 2008,