#1
I'm in the mood for some randomness

Share your best lines or your oddest stories
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#7
Quote by InvaderTSN
zomg i r leik totalyz randumz! lolololol


Zomg ur LIek ToTTALly FAgz
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Quote by Magero
Theres more of us it wont be long before we you over the world and you can burn all the churchs you want


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#8
Well my chemistry teacher is a dick, nobody likes him. This week we were taking notes from a powerpoint, and the word "mass" was used a lot in the powerpoint. At one point, my teacher stood in front of the powerpoint for about 10 seconds and the word "ass" was on his forehead. I think I was the only one who realized it, but it made my day
#10
my penis was so small, my parents disowned me...
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#13
Quote by Another bassist
Well my chemistry teacher is a dick, nobody likes him. This week we were taking notes from a powerpoint, and the word "mass" was used a lot in the powerpoint. At one point, my teacher stood in front of the powerpoint for about 10 seconds and the word "ass" was on his forehead. I think I was the only one who realized it, but it made my day


thats pretty funny
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#15
Quote by CaptainOfSmug
Zomg ur LIek ToTTALly FAgz



HA i actually lolled for some reason
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#16
Quote by Faux~Affliction
Demetri Martin & Mitch Hedberg.


Mitch Hedberg>Demetri Martin

No contest.
#17
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Sphincter.


That is all.


Asphinctersayswut?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#18
Quote by Faux~Affliction
Demetri Martin & Mitch Hedberg.

Martin is nowhere NEAR random. His bits and style are amazingly pre-planned, and based on timing, etc.

Nowhere NEAR a bad thing, but he's not random. Same goes for Hedberg. All of his bits were pre-planned.


Truly "random" comedians, IMO, are comedians like Zach Galifianakis who basically have a few pre-planned bits and a lot of riffing with/at the crowd.
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#19
So Tiffany was like "yeah I like totally did that dude and never called!" And I was like "Like no wai! I don't believe that shit bitch" and then James Hetfield came from nowhere and shouted right at her face "OH YEAH?!?!".

To sum up, this thread sucks.

James Hetfield: OH YEAH?!!?!
#20
Quote by imdeth
So Tiffany was like "yeah I like totally did that dude and never called!" And I was like "Like no wai! I don't believe that shit bitch" and then James Hetfield came from nowhere and shouted right at her face "OH YEAH?!?!".

To sum up, this thread sucks.

James Hetfield: OH YEAH?!!?!


Kool-Aid Dude: Oh Yeah.
#21
Just go read the thread titled "oh no!" about sh!tting in a basement :P
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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#22
Quote by caskettheclown
im an ice sculptor, i just made an ice cube.

i bought a talking parrot, he didnt talk so he died.


Bad Mitch Hedberg quoting alert capitan!!!