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#1
Has anyone tried this stuff yet? Does it smell terrible despite the incredible advertisements? I'm almost out of my normal, boring axe bodywash etc and I was thinking about picking up some of the chocolate products. So, reviews?
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#3
When I was in 7th grade, when Axe was introduced, there were commercials of people in elevators getting laid because they were wearing it. I went on a vacation with my friend sometime that year, and bought three cans of it. We used all three. Did not get laid, but made the entire hotel smell like us.
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When I was in 7th grade, when Axe was introduced, there were commercials of people in elevators getting laid because they were wearing it. I went on a vacation with my friend sometime that year, and bought three cans of it. We used all three. Did not get laid, but made the entire hotel smell like us.


in 5th grade for me when that stuff came out, i didn't get laid

false advertising.. wanna sue them together?
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#5
Well i didn't wear it and I didn't get laid either, it's a conspiracy!
#6
Yeah not many people get laid when they smell like a junior high locker room
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#7
The Dark Temptation commercial bothers me. It's rather creepy.

I haven't actually smelled this stuff, but regular Axe smells disgusting. Then again, the only guys I know that wear it are complete tools that basically bathe in the stuff.
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The Dark Temptation commercial bothers me. It's rather creepy.

I haven't actually smelled this stuff, but regular Axe smells disgusting. Then again, the only guys I know that wear it are complete tools that basically bathe in the stuff.



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in 5th grade for me when that stuff came out, i didn't get laid

false advertising.. wanna sue them together?

Might as well.
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#10
Well. I am often confused with body sprays and such. Girls are always going after guys in my school that smell like axe or tag or bod or something. So, I thought I'd put some on. And I get nothing. I douse myself in a can, or I barely spray it on me. Same effect. In fact, later in the day, I think whatever IS there starts to wear off and it smells really bad. Actually, the only time I DO get complimented on my smell is when I'm making out with a girl. But I just find it more comfortable to go to school smelling like shyt
#11
I use it when I dont want to use my good cologne, and it actually smells pretty good. Much better than typical Axe, which I usually wont touch.

The commercial sucks though.
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#12
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in 5th grade for me when that stuff came out, i didn't get laid

false advertising.. wanna sue them together?


i got laid.
#13
dude as soon as i step out the shower girls just apparate out of nowhere and start caressing me down.
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#14
I actually couldn't go to the super market or in public anymore after I started using Axe. I was being attacked by women everywhere.
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#15
No thanks.

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#16
Yeah the Lynx stuff is alright, I'm wearing it now actually.
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I actually couldn't go to the super market or in public anymore after I started using Axe. I was being attacked by women everywhere.

dude i feel your pain. i mean, just walking through the mall once w/o being molested would be great. its been too long.
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#19
if you don't smell like an advert girls won't sleep with you.
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Is Axe just American Lynx?
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#24
axe isn't anything special, the body spray is more or less for middle schoolers. i like real cologne, though don't like to actually spend much on it, so when i buy it i pick something like Adidas.
#25
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Is Axe just American Lynx?

yeah, I think. Anyway, I use it but I don't spray a lot on. The reason most people who use it smell bad is because they drown themselves in it.
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Is Axe just American Lynx?


No, Lynx is British Axe
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#28
Had it once, smells bit like lemon and it's kinda strong so people will smell you a mile away
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#30
I've tried it, it smells disgusting. Africa and Vice FTW.
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#32
I think there's a double meaning in that 'dark.'

Two things are dark: Chocolate, and black men. And their penises.
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#33
So they made it for black guys?

I don't like Axe or Tag or whatever it is. I'd rather buy some high-quality cologne and smell good than to to smell like a tool who's trying to get laid beecause the advert said it works.
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#34
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So they made it for black guys?

I don't like Axe or Tag or whatever it is. I'd rather buy some high-quality cologne and smell good than to to smell like a tool who's trying to get laid beecause the advert said it works.

yes it's for black guys
I dunno. It is a really nice smell. Kinda makes me want to eat the guy thats wearing it.
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#35
...Shit. I guess I'll go buy some Axe now.
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#37
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Axe spray smells terrible.
Axe dry is good though, I use Axe dry.



i agree with that.


i cant stand any of the sprays, but i like the smell of their deodorant.
#38
Axe dark temptation is ghastly, that's why I wasted it spraying inside that wierd twisting cap they have, I held down the button till it get's really cold and coats it in a white mess
#39
I use to love axe, I still love axe but I don't use it that much. I use Old Spice now. Swagger FTW! But my top three favorite Axe Sprays are Pheonix, Clix, and Kilo.
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#40
Is Axe just the American version of Lynx?

'Cause the Lynx dark temptation came out ages ago... and IMO it's the best one along with Africa.

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