#1
I'm bored, so humor me with some facepalm-tastic stories of the people around you that make only the stupidest comments about your music.

My favorite:
(this was when i was wearing a metallica shirt to school)
hick 1: what the hell is Metallica????
hick 2: (to me) theyre some 60's hippy band right? like Alice In Chains???
Me: *uber-facepalm, followed by light sobs*


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#2
some years ago i was drawing band logos in my notebook before class started and as i was doing iron maiden's some kid looked over

'oh what's that'
'it's a band logo'
'iron maiden... is that your band?'

facepalm
#3
Some dumb bitch didn't know who Led Zeppelin was.

I didn't hold back, I got up from the table and punched her square in her fake-tanned face. I got detention and anger management, but she got what was coming to her.
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Friend: "Dude they're Arabs!"

Me: "They're Armenian and their race doesn't change the music!!"

Friend: "Arab, Armenian, they're all terrorists. They pretty much suck"

Me: "I hope like they act like the "terrorists" and blow you up."

#6
I drew that sketch of Black Sabbath, from Heaven and Hell, onto my art bag and this girls says, "Oh, I know them. The Beatles, right?"
#7
My brother thinks he can play drums because he can play drums on rock band.... its pretty horrible because he tries to be all technical.

#8
I wore an Iron Maiden shirt to school one day, and some gangster-type guys went "Iron Maiden!" and mouthed the Iron Man riff. Was quite humorous.
#9
I've heard various calls of "EMO" at my friends and me and such for wearing shirts like Iron Maiden and Metallica. and yes, i have emotions. thankyou for yelling that at me.
#10
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Friend: "Dude they're Arabs!"

Me: "They're Armenian and their race doesn't change the music!!"

Friend: "Arab, Armenian, they're all terrorists. They pretty much suck"

Me: "I hope like they act like the "terrorists" and blow you up."




What band were you talking about?

#11
I was wearing a carlton banks t shirt (from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the greatest show ever made) and some kid said who is that Jimi Hendrix.
#12
I really really hate it when someone thinks that Led Zeppelin is a person!
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#13
We need to have a rock music history class in school. In fact, I'm going to become a high school teacher and teach that class.
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Friend: "Dude they're Arabs!"

Me: "They're Armenian and their race doesn't change the music!!"

Friend: "Arab, Armenian, they're all terrorists. They pretty much suck"

Me: "I hope like they act like the "terrorists" and blow you up."



What band has armenians in it?

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#15
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What band were you talking about?


I'm guessing System of a Down.
#16
Yes TS, this thread has been done SOOO many times it's ridiculous.
Not to mention the stories are shit anyway.




#17
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What band were you talking about?


SOAD, I assume. I don't like that band though.
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What band has armenians in it?


I think he means System of a Down
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Some dumb bitch didn't know who Led Zeppelin was.

I didn't hold back, I got up from the table and punched her square in her fake-tanned face. I got detention and anger management, but she got what was coming to her.


If you had actually done that, I would have rofld so hard.
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What band were you talking about?



I'm guessing SOAD?

edit: wow, beaten. ahah

I get called emo for wearing tops with Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Guns 'n Roses etc.
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#21
At school i was wearing a Nirvana t shirt and someone came up and said 'Whats with the death metal band on your shirt'
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#22
people at my school wear the pink floyd shirts that just show the triangular prism all the time, and if u ask if they like pink floyd, they have no idea who it is, and think it's just a cool picture...

there's also a few people who have never even heard of AC/DC, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the beatles, metallica....

i hate my school
#23
i was playing skinny puppy on my mp3 player in class and tehre girl next to me wanted to know what i was lisening to she lisend for a few seconds and asked if it was pink floyd
#24
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people at my school wear the pink floyd shirts that just show the triangular prism all the time, and if u ask if they like pink floyd, they have no idea who it is, and think it's just a cool picture...

I don't understand why people have such a problem with that... I mean it gives me a little chuckle, but that's fair enough to wanna wear something because you think it looks cool...




#25
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people at my school wear the pink floyd shirts that just show the triangular prism all the time, and if u ask if they like pink floyd, they have no idea who it is, and think it's just a cool picture...

there's also a few people who have never even heard of AC/DC, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the beatles, metallica....

i hate my school


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Also known as the album cover for Dark Side of the Moon.

Maybe they're just big fans of Isaac Newton?


Isaac Newton was pretty kvlt, so I imagine that a lot of people would wear shirts showing their support for him.
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Yes TS, this thread has been done SOOO many times it's ridiculous.
Not to mention the stories are shit anyway.


+1

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#28
I have a couple.

I was at work one day and some kids about my age were playing the guitar hero display thing we have. They happened to be playing one and commented on how metallica was their favorite band.

I walked over to them and asked them what their favorite album was and they replied St.Anger.

I let that go and said "You have Master of Puppets Right"

I received blank stares.


Another time in history class I was drawing something that involved motley crue, I dont remember what it was. A kid in my class walks by and insists to me that it is actually spelled Montley Crue?
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I have a couple.

I was at work one day and some kids about my age were playing the guitar hero display thing we have. They happened to be playing one and commented on how metallica was their favorite band.

I walked over to them and asked them what their favorite album was and they replied St.Anger.

I let that go and said "You have Master of Puppets Right"

I received blank stares.


Another time in history class I was drawing something that involved motley crue, I dont remember what it was. A kid in my class walks by and insists to me that it is actually spelled Montley Crue?


Apparently those kids are big fans of snare drums.

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#30
Jesus Christ, this has been done so many times.

That said, one of my friends said: "AC/DC is an awesome band".

Provided many lulz for me.
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Jesus Christ, this has been done so many times.

That said, one of my friends said: "AC/DC is an awesome band".

Provided many lulz for me.


But all there songs are so diverse

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#32
Pssh. Don't flatter yourselves. Most of you are musically illiterate.

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#33
Once a kid in my class said that "wow, Led Zeppelin is the greatest band that ever exist". I swiftly round house kicked him in the face and said "wrong, Chuck Norris is the greatest band that ever existed"
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#34
I did a presentation on Hendrix one time in high school and after it was over some dude raised his hand and asked "So, is he black?"
#35
one time i was at skatecamp, and at the skateboard camp i go to, a lot of kids are pros/sponsored. so im wearing this rage against the machine shirt and this ****tard asks me if im sponsered by rage against the machine.
#36
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I'm bored, so humor me with some facepalm-tastic stories of the people around you that make only the stupidest comments about your music.

My favorite:
(this was when i was wearing a metallica shirt to school)
hick 1: what the hell is Metallica????
hick 2: (to me) theyre some 60's hippy band right? like Alice In Chains???
Me: *uber-facepalm, followed by light sobs*


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Some guy made a thread about "music illiterates" and there's a REALLY good chance he can't read music. How about that for irony.

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