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#1
Have you heard a terrible pick up line?

E.G: Someone better call heaven theres an angel missing (something like that)
#7
I bet you have a really nice vagina.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#8
"Were you born on a chicken farm? Because you're good at raising cocks."

Gets them every single time.


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My first time hasn't come yet.. but when I does, I'm gonna die of stage fright


#9
Quote by party_on_wayne
nice shoes, want to ****?



That's my second favorite one.

My favorite one being
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

EDIT: MOTHER ****ER I GOT BEAT TO IT
#10
I use the searchbar, wanna ****?
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#11
Quote by InvaderTSN
"I use 'pick-up line', and it's super effective!"




Then maybe you can whip out the Arbok and use Tail Whip?
#12
Quote by imdeth


Then maybe you can whip out the Arbok and use Tail Whip?

I'd rather whip out Magikarp and use splash attack.


I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#13
How about u sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

I actually find that one pretty effective, in all seriousness.
"Guitarmen, wake up and pluck wire for sound, let 'em hear you play"
-Charlie Christian
"You have to give people something to dream on"
-Jimi Hendrix
"I try to make any guitar do what I want it to do"
-Slash
#14
Quote by imdeth


Then maybe you can whip out the Arbok and use Tail Whip?


After that, I use Sludge.
#15
"Hey baby, want to use my searchbar?"
OPINIONATED STATEMENT

Meaningful Song Lyrics
Inside my signature
Make me look deep
And misunderstood


Quote by Pannenkoeken
Out of context hilarious quote!


Quote by Pannenkoeken
Out of context compliment!


My Gear:
Awesome Shit
Cool Shit
Shitty Shit

#16
Quote by InvaderTSN
After that, I use Sludge.

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#17
Quote by Pannenkoeken
"Hey baby, want to use my searchbar?"

beat you to it bud, sorry
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#18
You must be wearing space pants cause your ass is outta this world
#20
Quote by mrjiggyfly122
what do you call a fish with no eyes


dinner?
no homo
#21
Quote by InvaderTSN
"I use 'pick-up line', and it's super effective!"


I wish you were my homework so I could slam you down on the table and do you all night long.
ROFL @ the sit on my lap one.
#22
Quote by emP
You must be wearing space pants cause your ass is outta this world



that one is incredible.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#23
Quote by BeastlyBassist
beat you to it bud, sorry

I know, I took too long to post. The emphasis is nice though.

"Hey, I have a bar in my pants. Let's go back to my place and you can search it."
OPINIONATED STATEMENT

Meaningful Song Lyrics
Inside my signature
Make me look deep
And misunderstood


Quote by Pannenkoeken
Out of context hilarious quote!


Quote by Pannenkoeken
Out of context compliment!


My Gear:
Awesome Shit
Cool Shit
Shitty Shit

#24
Quote by identityxcrysis
That's my second favorite one.

My favorite one being
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

EDIT: MOTHER ****ER I GOT BEAT TO IT


Sup. ;d
#25
How about I take you back to my place an I eat your pussy?

One million Internets if anyone can tell me where that's from.
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Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.
#26
Is there a mirror in that skirt, cause i can see myself in it.
my personal favourite.
I hope you have medicare cause i'm gonna f**k you into a coma
#28
Quote by b4t3man
How about I take you back to my place an I eat your pussy?

One million Internets if anyone can tell me where that's from.




Shark Attack 3 FTW.
#29
Damn, this box is really heavy to pick up!
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#30
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
I bet you have a really nice vagina.


I bet you get alot of chicks with that
#31
Quote by InvaderTSN


Shark Attack 3 FTW.


Grats. You have won one million Internets.

Quote by alaskan_ninja
Are you a pokemon trainer? 'Cause you made my penis use harden.


Win.
Quote by Telestar
Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.
#32
Quote by Rockstar112
"Hey does this rag smell like chlorophoam?"



one you spelt chlorophorm wrong
and 2 that joke was only funny the first time it was said on UG
and that was like 2 months ago...

anyways the best pickup line is

You smell nice.

it makes them think a little bit
Quote by Zeppellica
[IMG]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/897/dugtrioda1.gif[/IMG] your just jealous

Quote by nan0

How can he sue you for stealing your song? I think he's professionally gay.
#33
Quote by Rockstar112
"Hey does this rag smell like chlorophoam?"



one you spelt chlorophorm wrong
and 2 that joke was only funny the first time it was said on UG
and that was like 2 months ago...

anyways the best pickup line is

You smell nice.

it makes them think a little bit
Quote by Zeppellica
[IMG]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/897/dugtrioda1.gif[/IMG] your just jealous

Quote by nan0

How can he sue you for stealing your song? I think he's professionally gay.
#34
I lost my phone number... can I have yours?
I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
You must work for the post office because I saw you checking out my package.
Why don't you come sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?

Those are the worst ever
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Quote by imdeth
You must work for the post office because I saw you checking out my package.


Oh my God that one is amazing.

#36
Quote by Rockstar112
"Hey does this rag smell like chlorophoam?"



Haha, I love getting real creepy with that line.

My second favorite is what my pledge brother said to his date at a formal, in a black out stupor.

"Hey bitch, when are we gonna ****"
#37
Quote by goldtalon44
one you spelt chlorophorm wrong
and 2 that joke was only funny the first time it was said on UG
and that was like 2 months ago...

anyways the best pickup line is

You smell nice.

it makes them think a little bit

So did you. It's spelled "chloroform". And it's WORST pick-up lines, get over it.
#38
"You'll never guess who i have Tied up in my car boot! go on, Guess!"
"Hi, I'm a Manic Depressive"
"Heya, the voices told me to come talk to you."
"Stop it. No really, Stop." (girl) What?? "That thing where you inhale"

Do you give head to complete strangers? (girl) No.
Then allow me to introduce myself
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#39
Quote by MagicFingersJCC
Is there a mirror in that skirt, cause i can see myself in it.
my personal favourite.
I hope you have medicare cause i'm gonna f**k you into a coma


One of my favourites so far!
#40
Quote by Mr.Pink101

"Stop it. No really, Stop." (girl) What?? "That thing where you inhale"


one of my personal favorites.
I'VE GOT A NEW ROSE.
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