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#2
gglubbubububllububublbbub GGUUUUUHHHH!!!!! glglggublbgubglugbg HAAGGHHHHH, bobbing for chocolate rocks
#8
"Man, and my girlfriend thought there wasn't enough space"
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#10
*grunt*
oh yeah steve do it! do it!!
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#11
SSSSSNNNNNNNNN, this is a lot harder than those jap girls made it look
#12
That looks good enough to eat again.

actually what my dad told me when he through up after a chicken curry.
#13
Damn, it's shrunk again.
Quote by filthandfury
I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


Joeymaxx
#17
Is there a doctor in the house, I appear to have prolapsed quite violently
#19
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#21
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Could have a sing along
#22
Quote by imdeth
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Could have a sing along


I think Deadly sinners by 3 inches of blood would be better
#23
"can you spare a square?"
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#24
"This is all semen"
Quote by GNiCk89
The other day my girlfriend called me a pedophile.


I said, "Damn, that's a big-ass word for an 8 year-old."
#26
*drop peanut butter filled toilet roll under stall wall*
'Hey! You mind passing that back?'
yup its a sig... yeaaah..
#28
Either start singing Cigaro by SOAD or just start screaming as if you are in extreme pain.
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

Quote by Alice Cooper
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

Quote by RhyseOrtiz
Banned because... Disaster, you good sir, are a f*cking genius!
#29
"Anyone want a game of battleshits?"
YellowGreenBlueRed


Quote by webbtje
You live in a ruler, the only child of trouser water (?); it's very fantastic, and salami!
#30
Quote by JeanMi36
"Man, and my sister thought there wasn't enough space"


fixed.

or also, "my foreskin is so red its starting to look like one of santa's little elves."
Quote by horloko
Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


Quote by caskettheclown
i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#31
"Hello, I'm here to talk to you about Jesus..."
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#32
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#33
Quote by Disaster Area42
Either start singing Cigaro by SOAD or just start screaming as if you are in extreme pain.


You win. haha
#35
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
"can you spare a square?"

Are you talking about those play dough moulders you shove up your butt?




Quote by dogismycopilot
Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

Quote by littlemurph7976
Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#36
Also, take a small mirror and then angle it under the stall so you can see their face and say "Peekaboo!".
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#37
Quote by Disaster Area42
Either start singing Cigaro by SOAD or just start screaming as if you are in extreme pain.

haha
#39
ANDY DUFRESNE
Quote by its_alive
rich_sg, I promote you to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. of the Pit. way to speak your opinion.


Quote by ErnieBallfists
RICH_SG you are a filthy person for accusing me of dirty trolling , you are a stiff coconut
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