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#1
I'm ashamed, very ashamed!
Ok so yesterday I was practicing guitar in front of the TV like always. And suddenly this very famous TV show comes on. I had never watched it before 'cause it's a show directed mainly (only) at women. So I put the guitar down and watched the show to see what all the fuss was about. And Pit I gotta tell you that I absolutely loved that show!!!! It was awesome!!

And what show you may ask:
DUN DUN DUN
Desperate Housewives
So Pit I gotta ask you:
Am I a woman, gay, or both (in which case I would be a lesbo)??
Are there any other people here who watch the show??
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#2
No your just normal, Desperate Housewives is a good show.
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#3
I'm a woman and I do not watch that show. Does that make me a man?
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#5
No, I quite like desperate housewives.

EDIT: Oh wait, the TV show? Well forget what I said then.


No, really, it's a pretty good show.
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#6
why wouldnt a guy like desperate housewives?
its about milf's having cat fights
entertaining no matter the gender or age
#7
Desperate housewifes is a terrible program.

Plus, they killed a baby in one of the episodes, and that shit shouldn't be allowed on tv.
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#8
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I'm a woman and I do not watch that show. Does that make me a man?


Yes
#9
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I'm ashamed, very ashamed!

Yeah, because when people are ashamed of something they immediately post it all over the Intertubes.

If you need attention, get some friends.

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I'm a woman and I do not watch that show. Does that make me a man?

Well, unless you have a computer and internet connection in your kitchen, I think you're a man
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No, I quite like desperate housewives.

EDIT: Oh wait, the TV show? Well forget what I said then.


No, really, it's a pretty good show.

This ^^.
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Desperate housewifes is a terrible program.

Plus, they killed a baby in one of the episodes, and that shit shouldn't be allowed on tv.


Did you know a wee babie makes for an excellent stew?

no,that show's okay...just mute the t.v.
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#17
I like that show, and Greys anatomy, and house, and prison break, and true blood.
And im a guy
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Desperate Housewives is a good show.

LOL
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Plus, they killed a baby in one of the episodes, and that shit shouldn't be allowed on tv.

*psssst* It's fictional
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You just set yourself up for so many jokes...

I don't really care. The jokes amuse me more than they offend me.
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I like that show, and Greys anatomy, and house, and prison break, and true blood.
And im a guy


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#22
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*psssst* It's fictional


And? Fiction can still desensitise and corrupt peoples' minds.
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#25
i'm surprised no one has commented on my baby stew comment.
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And? Fiction can still desensitise and corrupt peoples' minds.

Everyone should be desensitized to dead babies.

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And? Fiction can still desensitise and corrupt peoples' minds.

If you follow the hypodermic theory...
I personally don't think that the media has that much influence on us to that extent.
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#28
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Yeah, because when people are ashamed of something they immediately post it all over the Intertubes.

If you need attention, get some friends.



I didn't really mean that!! It was for comedy!
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#29
wow this got really off topic.

so i just want to say.... DEAD BABIES DO NOT DE-SENSITIZE PEOPLE.

only the ones on fire.
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I'm a woman and I do not watch that show. Does that make me a man?


wat

and I'm a man and I sometimes flip to it... am I secretly a woman?
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#31
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And? Fiction can still desensitise and corrupt peoples' minds.


And this show is the only form of media in which an act of murder is comitted? Don't use Desperate Housewives as humanity's scapegoat.
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I didn't really mean that!! It was for comedy!

Sarcasm doesn't translate well in text.

That's what we have all these great smilies for .

Use em, asshat. (See what I did there?)

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#33
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wat

and I'm a man and I sometimes flip to it... am I secretly a woman?



there is a simple way of checking that.
do you have a penis?yes?
your a man.
or both.
ewww...
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#34
how come this thread failed and the lame-ass Shakespeare joke is still up?
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#35
That makes you a woman? That makes no sense..at all
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#36
Desperate Housewives was the only only show I ever got addicted to.

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#37
i would bang eva longoria's head through the drywall
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

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#38
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I don't really care. The jokes amuse me more than they offend me.


Well, I may be gay, so...

>_>

Kinda hope you're a guy.

#39
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i would bang eva longoria's head through the drywall


in a sexual way or through anger?
or a sick mix of both?
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#40
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i would bang eva longoria's head through the drywall


Why does everyone fancy her?

She looks attractive in the way that you would think 'My mum is going out tonight- she looks good, I'm proud of her'.
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