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#6
Lame.
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#11
I either REALLY don't get it or its just not funny.
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#12
lol i get it, hoever not all that funny. creative though. but still... -1 internets :P
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#13
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Ummm...

Biblical reference?

I dunno


Shakespeare.
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#14
come on, it cant be that bad! or maybe you dont get the reference, however obvious it is
#17
I shook my head in disbelief that was POOR.
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#18
Cheesy, lame, etc.
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#19
Anyone care to elaborate this for us who don't know? All I see is capulet, reference to shakesphere?
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#21
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#22
Mercutio says it as he is dying in Romeo and Juliet, towards the Capulets and Montagues.

This is a horrible joke that isn't even funny.
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#23
So you understood an awful joke based on a Shakespearean play and thought you were clever?
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#24
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Anyone care to elaborate this for us who don't know? All I see is capulet, reference to shakesphere?


Romeo and Juliet:

after Mercutio is killed in a fight between the montegues and the capulets he says the line "a plague oer both your houses" its just a misinterpretation.
#25
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So you understood an awful joke based on a Shakespearean play and thought you were clever?

yes i did
#26
Plague=disease or curse, which Mercutio wishes on the houses of Montague and Capulet as he is dying.
Plaque=A sign which may be placed over the door of a house.

This is what is known as a pune or play on words. (+3 internets to whoever gets that reference.)
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#27
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So you understood an awful joke based on a Shakespearean play and thought you were clever?


Dude lighten the hell up, jeez.

Now that I know what it is, it's actually quite hillarious
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#29
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#31
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Romeo and Juliet:

after Mercutio is killed in a fight between the montegues and the capulets he says the line "a plague oer both your houses" its just a misinterpretation.


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#33
Man, that
was
terrible.
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#34
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I almost laughed at the lameness.

Does that mean it's a good joke?


In my opinion, lame jokes are all I use for the lulz. The sheer lameness of the joke makes it fukin brilliant
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#35
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Boy, I hope I can talk after I die.


well he was dying at the time of the line, i havent read the play in 2 years gimme a break if i miss a few details
#36
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That's even worse than a pun. Plague doesn't even sound close to plaque. It's a visual misinterpretation of a letter. Hurrrrrr.

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#40
Quote by drunkinkoala
So the joke here is the capulets are a plague? Weak.


No. It's actually worse than that.
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