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#1
This, is a thread for songwriting.
Yes there is already a whole forum for it, but that place is just a bit too serious for what I'd like to do here. Just write something that rhymes or sounds funny, doesn't matter what it's on.

To start this thread off...

The day you left me girl
Was the day I lost my only love
Now I'm sitting here rambling on
Trying to write some silly love song

Cold and rainy a flow from above
Quite the day to end our love
Yea there's no chance now no turning back
Left me for a man driving a nice Cadillac

Gotta find my girl and I have to find her soon
Find her quick Before the sun sets behind the next dune

There's a start, now get a writing!
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#2
I knew a jock
He loved to eat ****
Fat, skinny, small
He loved them all
He went into the Pit
And saw this thread
Then he killed himself.


Idk.
Voodoo Fest 2008 <3

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SILENCE.

SURSKIT DECIDES YOUR GENDER NOW.
#3
I cum blood
Every Day
Seriously
It sucks.


Isn't there a whole forum for this?
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#4
wah wah wah
dun dun. squeeel squeeeeeeeeeel bend.
chicka chicka chicka thrash
#5
This is a rough template for something I always sing/speak over some simple blues progressions. It's a lot of fun to start improvising words as you play.

I woke up this morning
And couldn't find my shoes
I looked around
And couldn't get my walking blues

Walking blues require shoes
Unless you're wearing sandals

But what kind of bluesman
Wears such footwear

Give it a shot next time you start jamming some twelve- or eight-bar blues. Just whatever you feel like.
#6
Quote by Cody_Grey102
I cum blood
Every Day
Seriously
It sucks.


Isn't there a whole forum for this?


Didn't you read the original post?

I'm not very good at writing songs on command
#7
WTF do you know about suns going behind dunes, you live in freakin ontario.
founding member of the Bill Bailey fan club (assuming there isn't already one)

proudly not an overly proud vegetarian
#8
i am white
(with nomal "boom chu clap" beat
i smoked some crack today
dats how i play
be all yeah yeah hey hey

Boom bam me n' jemal gon go shootin shootin honkeys

jingle jangle motha****a
i wear bling in da shower
honkeys say white power
you cant make bread without flower

go go motha****a
yall got nothin on me

lets go shootin honkeys n shit

colt 45 and water melons
dats my idea of heaven
pick up some papers at da 7 11

pass da glock motha ****a
koolaid n crazy straws
i got freeze pops
popo be bein da cops
HT hizzle folops

shooting hokeys all up in dis hizzay killing dem popo wit ak-47s
roobin all dem 7 11s

fo all dat shit like crack shit motha ****a i'm goin to prison
who will take car of ma many children
no one will teach em to disrespect women
BOOM BAM AH STEP INTA MAH JAM GATDAMN!
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#9
Quote by RedDeath9
Didn't you read the original post?

I'm not very good at writing songs on command


I wanted to be a smartass. That's my job.
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#10
Quote by Custom-Picks
I knew a jock
He loved to eat ****
Fat, skinny, small
He loved them all
He went into the Pit
And saw this thread
Then he killed himself.


Idk.

I lol'd
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So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

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#11
Quote by dingmydong
WTF do you know about suns going behind dunes, you live in freakin ontario.


I obviously traveled to Egypt for my summer break

How do you know about sand dunes!?
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#13
Quote by dingmydong
WTF do you know about suns going behind dunes, you live in freakin ontario.

You live in Montreal. How do you know whatever he said isn't true? It's like Schrodinger's Sand Dune.
#14
Quote by LordBishek
Phil Collins

is a bald

bastard.

And I'll

laugh

when he

dies.

*pear*
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#15
Quote by LordBishek
Phil Collins

is a bald

bastard.

And I'll

laugh

when he

dies.


I

Can't wait

To Undress

You with

My eyes
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If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#16
Quote by floppypick
I

Can't wait

To Undress

You with

My eyes


And bathe

In the blood

of Phil Collins.
#17
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
#18
Quote by LordBishek

And bathe

In the blood

of Phil Collins.


With

You in

The tub

We can

Go rub

a dub dub

^... whoa, Whoa!
WHAT!?
Quote by 20cdndollars
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If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#20
Quote by floppypick
With

You in

The tub

We can

Go rub

a dub dub


I'll drink to that.

Just as long as Phil Collins dies


I'll spend all the time

in the world

With you in a tub

going rub

a dub dub.


#21
i couldn't really show anyone a verse i made up in text without explaining where to pause or emphasize.

i just came up with this:

how do you feel, inside of me.
we live our lives for all eternity.
we borrow time, like it's hows to spend.
but really we're just nothing, in the end.


it flows bt doesn't always make sense, my stuff.
#22
Quote by ctb
i couldn't really show anyone a verse i made up in text without explaining where to pause or emphasize.

i just came up with this:

how do you feel, inside of me.
we live our lives for all eternity.
we borrow time, like it's hows to spend.
but really we're just nothing, in the end.


it flows bt doesn't always make sense, my stuff.


Will you join us

in the tub

to go rub

a dub dub?
#23
Quote by LordBishek
Will you join us

in the tub

to go rub

a dub dub?


go fuck yourself.
#24
Quote by ctb
go fuck yourself.


It would be more pleasent
If you could give us your package, er present
For then we'd be three
And that'd fill me with glee
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#25
So Pit there's this girl...
she thinks I'm really cool
and I also like her too
but the reason I decided to make this thread
is because I have no clue
WHAAAAAATTTTTTTtt...............
TTTTTTTOoooooooo....
DOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.......
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#26
Quote by ctb
go fuck yourself.


I'll sit in a tub

with floppypick

and we'll both wash ourselves

in your blood

and go rub

a dub dub



I'm coming for you, Clifford.



Well, you did tell me to go fuck myself. So I'm coming for you, geddit?
#27
Everyone come in our tub
No matter skinny or flub
We don't care
So long as you share
All of your lovin
and Care
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#28
Quote by LordBishek
I'm coming for you, Clifford.



Well, you did tell me to go fuck myself. So I'm coming for you, geddit?



well i'm off to bed now. join me.

so now i'm off of my favourite website.
all is quiet, not a sound but the light.
i get up from the chair that i sit.
off to the bathroom now, going for a shit.
#29
I'm not going in there if there'll be flub people.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#30
Quote by heavenbesideyou
So Pit there's this girl...
she thinks I'm really cool
and I also like her too
but the reason I decided to make this thread
is because I have no clue
WHAAAAAATTTTTTTtt...............
TTTTTTTOoooooooo....
DOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.......

:cue slayer riffs:

RE!
LAY!
SHUN!
SHIP!

THHREEEEEEAAAAAAAD!
#31
Quote by ctb

well i'm off to bed now. join me.

so now i'm off of my favourite website.
all is quiet, not a sound but the light.
i get up from the chair that i sit.
off to the bathroom now, going for a shit.


K, koo. Kebab, and then some HL2
#32
Quote by ctb

well i'm off to bed now. join me.

so now i'm off of my favourite website.
all is quiet, not a sound but the light.
i get up from the chair that i sit.
off to the bathroom now, going for a shit.


I think you should stay with us in the pit
When you leaves it puts me in a fit
But if you have to go then I shall say bye
Not missing you I shall give a good try
Quote by 20cdndollars
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If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#33
Quote by floppypick
I think you should stay with us in the pit
When you leaves me ina fit
But if you have to go then I shall say bye
Not missing you I shall give a good try


You have now charmed the pants off me.

*rips off shirt, jumps on floppypick*

Make love to me, you sexy rhyming beast!
#34
Now I`m standing here alone at the end of the road
screaming into the emptiness.
Why did we start this way together,
(although) it was clear to me I would end up all alone
(completely) broken and misused by love!?

I rape myself and I don't know why,
this whole thing makes no sense, no sense at all!

Have you ever understood me,
Have you ever felt the same,
Have you ever looked in my eyes,
Bury my starving heart?

I rape myself and I don't know why,
this whole thing makes no sense, no sense at all!

My heart was a present
But you didn't understand
You weren't ready to go until the end together (beside me)
That is why I`m standing here all alone
screaming into the emptiness?

I rape myself and I don't know why,
this whole thing makes no sense, no sense at all!
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#35
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#36
Quote by LordBishek

You have now charmed the pants off me.

*rips off shirt, jumps on floppypick*

Make love to me, you sexy rhyming beast!


A beast I am
A beast I shall always be
But I hope you see we can't be
A repeat of past nights I'm sorry to say
But I'm not gay
But I appreciate the gesture anyway



^icwutudidthar and am not amused.
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Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#37
Quote by Flying Couch
:cue slayer riffs:

RE!
LAY!
SHUN!
SHIP!

THHREEEEEEAAAAAAAD!

nice
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#38
I am the devil.
I am pure evil.
To know my name,
Thou shalt die in flames.
ಠ_ಠ
#39
Don't look down, it's too far to fall.
From way up here, it all looks small.
See the world from a different plane
Oh my God, I hope I'm not insane.

Gone to far, to turn back now.
Couldn't do it if I knew how.
Feel the buzz, now and then.
Oh my God, here we go again.

I'm flying high today, don't care about tomorrow anyway.
Can't remember yesterday, come on my friend let's fly away
Put yourself, in my shoes,
You've got nothing left to lose,
Man it's easy if you try,
Kiss your family goodbye.

Find myself in a sea of dispair.
I've lost my way, send up a flair.
Feel the current drag me down.
Oh my God, I think I'm gonna drown.

Quote by RampagingAcorn
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...


Ah, Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen (covered by The Ramones)

I used to do that song with a band, it always left the audience confused and speechless for some reason.
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Oct 20, 2008,
#40
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Don't look down, it's too far to fall.
From way up here, it all looks small.
See the world from a different plane
Oh my God, I hope I'm not insane.

Gone to far, to turn back now.
Couldn't do it if I knew how.
Feel the buzz, now and then.
Oh my God, here we go again.

I'm flying high today, don't care about tomorrow anyway.
Can't remember yesterday, come on my friend let's fly away
Put yourself, in my shoes,
You've got nothing left to lose,
Man it's easy if you try,
Kiss your family goodbye.

Find myself in a sea of dispair.
I've lost my way, send up a flair.
Feel the current drag me down.
Oh my God, I think I'm gonna drown.


That, was quite good, srysy!
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
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