#1
So this girl wants me to write her a short story, can the combine excellence of the pit come together and help me write an epic tale?

It can be about anything, try and keep it short though, it's via text

If a mod see's this as innaprioprate just delete/ close the thread. dont ban me, or feel my vengenace *strokes his flying monkeys*
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#2
Fluck You
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Lol

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#3
Just rip off 300.
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#6
Once upon a time, An old man living in a little Bavarian village...


Someone finish where I left off.
#7
What you dont have a facking brain? Do it yourself man.
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#8
ahem...

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own **** with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
#9
Quote by Daniel8488
So this girl wants me to write her a short story, can the combine excellence of the pit come together and help me write an epic tale?

It can be about anything, try and keep it short though, it's via text

If a mod see's this as innaprioprate just delete/ close the thread. dont ban me, or feel my vengenace *strokes his flying monkeys*


theres some stories on www.myspace.com/catharsise

feel free to plagiarise
#10
Well thankyou for the comment's they have been most, um, inspiring. so far i have;

One day in an old bavirian village lived a man and his dog, once the man fapped on the dog.

The end
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#11
this one day this girl told me to write her a story so i did it was the best story in the world she loved it and then she came over and made sweet love to me. the end.
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#12
are you getting laid for it??? I mean what the hell, some chick just asks you to write a story for her and you go ya sure I've got nothing better to do with my time. Man up and at least ask to touch her boobies for starters, then its a bj for every 200 words. Edit: every 100 words.

geez, how do people get themselves into stuff like this...?

Edit#2: Ya gotta start thinking more with your weiner young fella.
Last edited by DeanESPJackson at Oct 20, 2008,
#14
Look out at the stars, the blackness of the sky is extending to infinity, a distance we can never even hope to reach, speckled with the light of suns too massive to contemplate, but so far away as to look smaller than pinheads. The world is so huge, billions of people swarm over the surface each with different lives and different minds, different thoughts and different beliefs, each following a different path, never parallel. If this reality is so massive, and we are so tiny in comparison, will anything we do have an effect on the future? Can we change the world? Can we really make a difference?

Nope, we're just tiny specs of hope floating on a sea of conciousness.

That is why you should let me put my penné in your vagine.
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#15
There was a boy and a girl, and they loved each other very much. One day she was ready to take the next step and they made sweet sweet love. She never heard from him again.

Glad i could help.
#16
There once was a man called Paul. Paul got arrested for beating an old lady with her handbag. He is now his cellmate's bitch. Crime doesn't pay. The end.
It's gonna be a blue day
#17
Quote by DeanESPJackson
are you getting laid for it??? I mean what the hell, some chick just asks you to write a story for her and you go ya sure I've got nothing better to do with my time. Man up and at least ask to touch her boobies for starters, then its a bj for every 200 words.

geez, how do people get themselves into stuff like this...?


Deffinitly a +1
#18
Once upon a time, An old man living in a little Bavarian village was really drunk and he drove and he died. The end.

So, remember children... don't drink and drive... (smoke & fly)

"When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do." - Jimi Hendrix


"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon


I'm a GIRL!
#19
Quote by rg1826
ahem...

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own **** with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction


lol, use this one. WIN
#20
One day in an old Bavarian village lived a man and his dog. Once, the man fapped on the dog. The dog then resolved to first find a way to clean the semen from his once beautiful coat of fur and then find a new home. A home where he would never be fapped upon again. He walked out the door boldly. Remembering an old tale he heard from an elderly door mouse, he decided that he should search for the great Faerie Queen of Hofensworht in hopes that her ancient magic could help him...

continue...
Last edited by Trefellin at Oct 20, 2008,
#21
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Look out at the stars, the blackness of the sky is extending to infinity, a distance we can never even hope to reach, speckled with the light of suns too massive to contemplate, but so far away as to look smaller than pinheads. The world is so huge, billions of people swarm over the surface each with different lives and different minds, different thoughts and different beliefs, each following a different path, never parallel. If this reality is so massive, and we are so tiny in comparison, will anything we do have an effect on the future? Can we change the world? Can we really make a difference?

Nope, we're just tiny specs of hope floating on a sea of conciousness.

That is why you should let me put my penné in your vagine.


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#22
<Insert girls name>, It would be nice if my penis could go into you.

That'll get her.
#23
Change the rules. Sing "If you're into it" by Flight of the Conchords.
#24
damn i forgot the intro..
THIS SONG! is about shootng blood from your ****!

I.CUM.BLOOD!!!!!
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own **** with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
#25
In the world there are many different kinds of people, people who want things done but are to lazy to do anything about it, people who work, fight for what they want, then there are people who get others to do their work for them, this is not a story about any of these types of people though, this story is about an alien, so he doesn't really fit into any of these groups.
Blargar Came from a planet too far for any of our telescopes or gizmos to see, but Blargar's people were far more technologically advanced then us, so reaching our little blue and green planet was no problem for him. He didn't mean to come here though, just like how a five year old doesn't mean to put the car into reverse, Blagar didn't mean to put the ship into forward, and it wasn't in his mind to fly 40 000 light years across the universe and into the Atlantic ocean.


There...someone continue
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#26
tell her about ur wild journey into the pit to get a story for her
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#27
oh chicks just dream up stupid things to make guys do....

Once upon a time a girl asked me to write her a story. She was laughing the whole time believing that I thought if I wrote her a story that she'd like me and have sex with me. As time went on she found out I didnt really believe that and instead wrote a story to mock the injustice of how women treat men. The story suddenly turned into a full novel with a spin off self help book and now I'm a multi-millionaire with a mansion and a yacht and one of every guitar ever manufactured by Gibson, Epiphone, Fender, and Gretsch. The end
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#28
Once upon a time the end.
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#29
ok if she asks you to write a song for her, YOU have to right it. other wise, it loses all value what so ever. I mean, even if your uncreative, you could try your hardest. if she asked you to then youve ovisly written a story before, or you stole one form the pit.
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#30
Once upon a time a girl asked a guy to write her a short story. Instead of coming up with anything for himself the boy chose to ask people over the internet. He recieved nothing remotely helpful. The boy got no pussy and died alone.
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#31
So this one time I was skinning an apple while watching T.V.
...it turned out the apple was my left nut.

This is the most Pit-like thing I ould come up with

EDIT: OR "Once upon a time a girl asked this boy to write a story for her and send it via text. In defiance the boy did not write the story"