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#5
Lol
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I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#9
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That's sad, not funny.

She's really lovely, and not a bad singer, and that looked painful...

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#10
Psh, Night Elves are soooo 2006. Draenei are where the real action is now


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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#11
Quote by rabidguitarist
That's sad, not funny.

She's really lovely, and not a bad singer, and that looked painful...


Sorry...

I think I'd laugh at anyone who fell off a table though. Who stands on a table in the first place?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#12
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Sorry...

I think I'd laugh at anyone who fell off a table though. Who stands on a table in the first place?


People who are trying to change lightbulbs.
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#13
Quote by rabidguitarist
People who are trying to change lightbulbs.


And people who are afraid of floors.
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#14
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Oh god, the angle she fell at she could easily have broken her neck!
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become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

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Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#16
Quote by Sonny_sam
Oh god, the angle she fell at she could easily have broken her neck!


That's hilarious! haha


New lesson kids: If someone doesn't wince while watching, it isn't funny.
#17
That was pretty funny.
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HOLEY MOLEY MACCARONI!!!! you are like 7 hours into the future. Whats it like? is the war over? is bush dead? Are the new episodes of family guy out yet? is global warming over? Did they unfreeze walt Disney???


#18
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That's hilarious! haha


New lesson kids: If someone doesn't wince while watching, it isn't funny.


Old lesson: If a video contains a fat or disabled person getting hurt, it apparently is funny.
fucked up world...
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become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

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Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#19
Quote by Sonny_sam
Old lesson: If a video contains a fat or disabled person getting hurt, it apparently is funny.
fucked up world...


Indeed it is.

I mean, someone shoots John Lennon, but lets Des O'Connor live?
#20
Quote by Kensai
And people who are afraid of floors.


You can laugh, but it's a very real problem.

I know people who are terrified of floors, and they have to live their lives in a perpetual state of the childhood game 'floor is lava', and travel everywhere using a system of standing on one cushion whilst moving the other.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#21
Quote by rabidguitarist
You can laugh, but it's a very real problem.

I know people who are terrified of floors, and they have to live their lives in a perpetual state of the childhood game 'floor is lava', and travel everywhere using a system of standing on one cushion whilst moving the other.

That's sad. People laugh when I say I'm afraid of clowns, but I seriously am. If I was locked in a room with one, I'd probably kill myself
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#22
Quote by rabidguitarist
You can laugh, but it's a very real problem.

I know people who are terrified of floors, and they have to live their lives in a perpetual state of the childhood game 'floor is lava', and travel everywhere using a system of standing on one cushion whilst moving the other.




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That's sad. People laugh when I say I'm afraid of clowns, but I seriously am. If I was locked in a room with one, I'd probably kill myself

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#23
Quote by rabidguitarist
You can laugh, but it's a very real problem.

I know people who are terrified of floors, and they have to live their lives in a perpetual state of the childhood game 'floor is lava', and travel everywhere using a system of standing on one cushion whilst moving the other.


I met a woman once who was afraid of buttons. Was funny cause I went in a shop where this woman was working with a mate and his mum. My friend's mum has a handbag with loads of buttons sewn onto one side and when she put it on the service desk, the woman behind the counter just looked extremely worried and started slowly backing away before asking my mate's mum to take the bag off the counter.

Thought it was well weird at the time, and looking back... IT WAS!
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become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

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Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#24
a table is just a floor on stilts o_O
BE HAPPY

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so this kid at my school microwaved brussel sprouts for lunch, and when he was about to eat them one of them exploded on his face and burned him. i like turtles


in a thread about malmsteen^
#25
Quote by Kensai




Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#28
Quote by rabidguitarist
You can laugh, but it's a very real problem.

I know people who are terrified of floors, and they have to live their lives in a perpetual state of the childhood game 'floor is lava', and travel everywhere using a system of standing on one cushion whilst moving the other.

are there videos of this? ahah
#29
Quote by woMANintheBOX19


Atleast you didn't masturbate to WoW.


Or...?
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#30
Quote by Kensai
Atleast you didn't masturbate to WoW.


Or...?

Nah, Tekken is more my thing..lots of hot guys
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#31
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
That's sad. People laugh when I say I'm afraid of clowns, but I seriously am. If I was locked in a room with one, I'd probably kill myself


I love the scary kind of clowns but the kiddy ones are just stupid.
#32
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Nah, Tekken is more my thing..lots of hot guys


Tekken is kinda gay though. I can't look at the sausage fest that's going on between Ryu and Ken.

Thank god for mortal kombat
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#33
Quote by Kensai
Tekken is kinda gay though. I can't look at the sausage fest that's going on between Ryu and Ken.

Thank god for mortal kombat

Street fighter?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#34
ouch

owned pretty much sums that one up (both the video and above statement)
NOPE
#35
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Street fighter?


I'm old and senile
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#36
Quote by Kensai
I'm old and senile

Don't worry, I wasn't trying to own you.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#37
damn I can't watch that vid at work but I'm lawling anyway.
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#38
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Nah, Tekken is more my thing..lots of hot guys


lmao

I'm just imagining True Ogre...
#40
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Don't worry, I wasn't trying to own you.


That's comforting, yet feeling very hapless
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