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Cause my left nostril is a leaky faucet, and it's not stopping.
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Don't tilt your head. Pinch the bridge.
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Thats what got it bleeding
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#11
stick a piece of gauze in and leave in there till the bleeding stops. and pinch the bridge of ur nose too.
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#12
Ok, I have some instructions for you.

1) Go to the kitchen and make some toast.
2) While it's in the toaster, get some chili pepper powder.
3) Get the toast and butter it.
4) Eat the toast.
5) Pour the chili powder on your head.


Hope this helps.
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#13
Tampon. Stop typing with one hand and pinch the damn bridge already.
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#14
dont stop the bleeding... let it cary on, cut your hair with some kitchen scissors, put on some hawthorne heights, and lie there in a pool of your own blood...

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Ok, I have some instructions for you.

1) Go to the kitchen and make some toast.
2) While it's in the toaster, get some chili pepper powder.
3) Get the toast and butter it.
4) Eat the toast.
5) Pour the chili powder on your head.


Hope this helps.


my mom has been using this remedy for years, it works.
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Tampon. Stop typing with one hand and pinch the damn bridge already.

Damn! I was about to say tampon.

And pinch the bridge... and put a wet, cold, napkin in your forehead.

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#20
Don't bridge the head. Tilt your pinch.

But serious, it's pretty easy. Have a belt? Put it around your neck and fasten as tight as possible. This will cut the blood flow to your nose. Problem fixed.
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Don't bridge the head. Tilt your pinch.

But serious, it's pretty easy. Have a belt? Put it around your neck and fasten as tight as possible. This will cut the blood flow to your nose. Problem fixed.



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#23
I get frequent nose bleeds in both nostrils so I'm a bit of an expert in what to do. First plug up the offending nostril with a tightly wrapped small wad of tissue paper to stop leakage, then wad up a large ball of tissue and soak it with cold water, press the cold ball tight against the nose putting pressure on the bleeding area. If your getting frequent nose bleeds go to a doctor, like me you may have weak tissue in your nose which frequently breaks under high blood pressure. Definitely don't tilt your head back, I've gone through a lot of pain from clogging my nasal passage with blood, did some irreparable damage, basically I snore like a bear now and can't breath through my nose very well....

Wall of text I know, but I like giving advice lol Hope this helps mate
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Don't bridge the head. Tilt your pinch.

But serious, it's pretty easy. Have a belt? Put it around your neck and fasten as tight as possible. This will cut the blood flow to your nose. Problem fixed.




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#25
eat more eggs. seriously if you don't hav enough of a certain mineral it makes your nose bleed and eggs hs that mineral so eat more eggs.
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#27
Thanks for the advice everybody, the bleeding stopped.
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But serious, it's pretty easy. Have a belt? Put it around your neck and fasten as tight as possible. This will cut the blood flow to your nose. Problem fixed.



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Thanks for the advice everybody, the bleeding stopped.






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#34
get someone to scare you!
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#35
If you have anyone near you do this
1. take your shoes off
2. lie down, with your head tilted up, so your head isn't back
3. have whoever is nearby brutally kick the bottoms of your feet until bleeding stops.

No joke, it works.
#36
Punch yourself in the nose every time it starts to bleed. That way it will know better than to start bleeding next time.
#38
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eat more eggs. seriously if you don't hav enough of a certain mineral it makes your nose bleed and eggs hs that mineral so eat more eggs.


what he said. But dont do anything about it. In fact, instigate bleeding, until your body fixes it itself.

That'll teach your body to make it bleed your own blood.
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dont stop the bleeding... let it cary on, cut your hair with some kitchen scissors, put on some hawthorne heights, and lie there in a pool of your own blood...

Take some photos, post on myspace, and watch your profile views go up...


Brilliant!

My doctor actually suggests blowing your nose. Forcing blood out helps it to clot without clogging your nose with crusty blood (which causes more bleeding when you try to remove the crusty blood)
#40
Stare into a bright light until you feel like sneezing and then aim for a mirror if you can't get it to stop.
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