Poll: Are you a jerk?
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View poll results: Are you a jerk?
yes
20 31%
no
24 37%
maybe...
21 32%
Voters: 65.
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#1
You get the idea.post some stories of your most douchebaggiest moments.
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no,i'm never an asshole.
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#5
not at all. it's why i never get any girls.
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#6
I'm an asshole to everyone I see.
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#8
some times...most of the times no. but some pepole i just cnat stnad and i rip on them
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#9
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I jerk off to slutty girls but not the honest ones.

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#10
im a jerk to people who play ibanez RG/SA through line6 amps

i ****ing hate them...

Learn about tubes and tone... and get a real guitar...

:@:@
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MXR Carbon Copy
Morley Pro Series Wah/Volume/Distortion
t.bone wireless system.
#12
I'm a bitch (sometimes)
I'm guessing that's the equivalent to a jerk
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#13
i pushed a little kid in my school , not very hard though.


I just did it for teh lulz
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#14
yes, will intentionally ruin ones day for 5 seconds of laughter
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#15
just today in a text message I called a girl hot stuff, just jokingly b/c who would seriously say that, anyway that was retarded cuz it was a text so she took it seriously and replied something like "hot stuff?!? EXCUSE ME? I felt like a real ass. welp, mark that one as another f-up
#16
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not at all. it's why i never get any girls.

hahahahaha... =( I feel your pain. Im a genuinely nice guy. Which apparently overpowers my super sexiness... I wish I was an ass.
#17
Quote by tilinmyowngrave
im a jerk to people who play ibanez RG/SA through line6 amps

i ****ing hate them...

Learn about tubes and tone... and get a real guitar...

:@:@

Yeah man, Epiphone Zakk Wylde ftw right?

Stupid twat.
#18
Whatever they tell you, most people secretly love being treated like shit.
#20
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I'm an asshole to everyone I see.


Plus you don't like Led Zeppelin, making you a jackass not a jerk.

I'm usually pretty nice to people.
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#21
Quote by tilinmyowngrave
im a jerk to people who play ibanez RG/SA through line6 amps

i ****ing hate them...

Learn about tubes and tone... and get a real guitar...

:@:@

Yea people should definately do what you say cause you're cool
#23
Quote by Tom_hatton
Yeah man, Epiphone Zakk Wylde ftw right?

Stupid twat.


haha yeh, youd be surpised how much better it is than a stupid ****ing ibanez.

I would at this point like to point out that my zakk doesnt have the paintwork, i sanded it all down.

It sounds good and plays good... and looks smart in just a wood finish...

So eat my arsehole you prancy, ibanez loving ****.
Gear:

Mesa/boogie dual rectifier
Fender Telecaster USA
Epiphone Les Paul
Epiphone Sheraton
Jackson KE3 Kelly Pro
Boss Super Chorus
Boss Super Overdrive
MXR Carbon Copy
Morley Pro Series Wah/Volume/Distortion
t.bone wireless system.
#24
I can be sometimes, although some of the people I know get so wound up over the dumbest things:

I was a pub once with some friends when I got talking to some girl who's friends with my mate's girlfriend. I was chain-smoking like a motherfucker that night and she got on at me about how smoking's pathetic and how I wasn't smoking proper cigarettes (they were Marlboro Reds). Anyway, I just got bored of it so I told her staight up that I'd smoke what I fucking wanted. She moved away from my table and hasn't spoken to me since then, despite us running into each other at several parties/gatherings. This was in March.
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#26
me and my mate each pissed in our mates wellies at leeds fest this year. then we threw them away and i almost hit someone with it.

that's probably the worst thing i've done/can remember.
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#27
im not a jerk to people except in my head. i always think the mean things with certain people but never say them except one time i said **** you to my fiancee's sister
#28
Quote by Tom_hatton
Yeah man, Epiphone Zakk Wylde ftw right?

Stupid twat.



lol.
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#29
Of course not! I'm always kind to everyone! I like everyone! Group hug!!
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#30
I am when I feel like it.
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#31
Quote by tilinmyowngrave
haha yeh, youd be surpised how much better it is than a stupid ****ing ibanez.

I would at this point like to point out that my zakk doesnt have the paintwork, i sanded it all down.

It sounds good and plays good... and looks smart in just a wood finish...

So eat my arsehole you prancy, ibanez loving ****.

*reported* I think. Took it a bit too far.

And for the record, my Ibanez owns your crappy-ass Epiphone.
#32
I'm a jerk to people who aren't my friends
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#33
I was really shy and nice to everyone a few months ago, now I've turned into a crazy dickhead. No idea what happened.
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#34
Quote by Tom_hatton
*reported* I think. Took it a bit too far.

And for the record, my Ibanez owns your crappy-ass Epiphone.


yeah i bet it does.

And what amp are you playing through? marshall mg15? line6 spider II ??

Yeah, and i bet that just sounds AWSOME!!!
Gear:

Mesa/boogie dual rectifier
Fender Telecaster USA
Epiphone Les Paul
Epiphone Sheraton
Jackson KE3 Kelly Pro
Boss Super Chorus
Boss Super Overdrive
MXR Carbon Copy
Morley Pro Series Wah/Volume/Distortion
t.bone wireless system.
#35
Quote by 67_67
...wasn't smoking proper cigarettes (they were Marlboro Reds).


First of all, idk where you're from but around here Marlboro Reds are bad-ass and camels are a close 2nd.

secondly, good for you. I hate when other people tell me what to do. I mean i'm open to advise or whatever but she deserved it for sure
#37
Wow..someone in this thread is PMSing


..and it's not me
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#38
Quote by tilinmyowngrave
haha yeh, youd be surpised how much better it is than a stupid ****ing ibanez.

I would at this point like to point out that my zakk doesnt have the paintwork, i sanded it all down.

It sounds good and plays good... and looks smart in just a wood finish...

So eat my arsehole you prancy, ibanez loving ****.

play your own guitar. sanding it down doesnt make it not a zakk wylde any more.
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#39
Quote by tilinmyowngrave
haha yeh, youd be surpised how much better it is than a stupid ****ing ibanez.

I would at this point like to point out that my zakk doesnt have the paintwork, i sanded it all down.

It sounds good and plays good... and looks smart in just a wood finish...

So eat my arsehole you prancy, ibanez loving ****.

A lot of the cost of signature guitars is the finish. You have effectively made yourself look like an ignorant dumbass.
#40
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