#4
last CD dragonforce made was a pretty big load of poo.
this shit can't touch 36 chambers


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#6
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#7
5 minutes, but it was a good 15 inches. yes, i measured
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#8
I had food poisoning - 6 hours.

I just sat on the toilet for 6 because it hurt so bad. In the end there was almost no poo. But hey, better in the toilet then in my pants.


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#10
the trick is to spread the cheeks...

and easy clean up too
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#12
probly the jonas brothers cd
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#16
I donno, but the sun was up when I went in, and it was really dark outside when I finished. I hate food poisoning...
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#17
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It only counts if you're pooing the entire time. And its either by length or weight.

Longest was probably 13 inches non broken with a two inch broken piece.

Weight I'd guess was 1.3-1.5 Courics



agreed, i hate when people say; "OMG i took a sh!t for 3 hours zomg rofl rofl!!!11!!"

i mean, i bet they sit there for 2 hours and 55 min. airing out their arsehole
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#18
i had irritable bowel syndrome about a year or two ago and well i averaged at least 2 hours for every shit (only shit once a week normally) and well it was the most incredible pain ive ever felt, basically i would sit on the toilet for 2 hours clutching my hair with my hands and wishing to die right then and there. it would always end with a gigantic mess of evil liquid. literally like a gallon of this liquid would pour out of my ass following gigantic logs.

longest overall was probably a good 4 hours.


to anybody who questions why i sat on the toilet for so long: never knew when it was gonna hit and well one time a tried my luck and the results............very very brown/
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#22
I fell asleep on the can once. My longest is probably 1 hour 30 minutes. I do the rubix cube to get my mind thinking though.

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#23
Probably 10 minutes or so.

In the end it turned out to measure about 12 Kurics
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#28
i had irritable bowel syndrome about a year or two ago and well i averaged at least 2 hours for every shit (only shit once a week normally) and well it was the most incredible pain ive ever felt, basically i would sit on the toilet for 2 hours clutching my hair with my hands and wishing to die right then and there. it would always end with a gigantic mess of evil liquid. literally like a gallon of this liquid would pour out of my ass following gigantic logs.

Once a week!?! Seriously?
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i had irritable bowel syndrome about a year or two ago and well i averaged at least 2 hours for every shit (only shit once a week normally) and well it was the most incredible pain ive ever felt, basically i would sit on the toilet for 2 hours clutching my hair with my hands and wishing to die right then and there. it would always end with a gigantic mess of evil liquid. literally like a gallon of this liquid would pour out of my ass following gigantic logs.

Once a week!?! Seriously?



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i had irritable bowel syndrome about a year or two ago and well i averaged at least 2 hours for every shit (only shit once a week normally) and well it was the most incredible pain ive ever felt, basically i would sit on the toilet for 2 hours clutching my hair with my hands and wishing to die right then and there. it would always end with a gigantic mess of evil liquid. literally like a gallon of this liquid would pour out of my ass following gigantic logs.

longest overall was probably a good 4 hours.


to anybody who questions why i sat on the toilet for so long: never knew when it was gonna hit and well one time a tried my luck and the results............very very brown/


HAHAHAHAHA I just watched Kenny Vs. Spenny and Spenny is an advocate for IBS. That show rocks.
#36
Well, I've currently been on the can for the past 36 hours, I have a laptop and a small fridge beside me.

EDIT: And a pillow
#39
I've fallen asleep on the toilet before for 2 hours+, but the longest i've gone actually pooping is about a half hour.