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So yeah I am going into the hospital for one tomorrow, anyone here have one? Advice? I've already taken 60 grams of laxatives and I have to wake up at 6am tomorrow and polish the rest off (on a funny side note I have to go take a midterm for phil ethics later on tomorrow morning so this should be interesting to say the least haha)
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#3
Their checking to confirm if I have Chrons or if it's something else like colitis
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#4
oh ok.

well, um, have fun? haha

it probably wont be all that bad. im sure its a bit strange, but i doubt its a really big deal or anything.
#5
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be very gentle.
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#8
Its an absolutely pointless procedure, unless I'm mixed up and its causing you great pain or is life threatening.
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Why?

second'd.

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second'd.

also, inb4yougonnagetraped


On that note:

#12
My dad had one. Not really a huge deal, he was just hella groggy the rest of the day.
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#16
I think my dad had one last week or so. He had to eat yellow gelatin the entire day. Weird.
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#20
Hospital life sucks. When I had to get heart surgery back in 05' I straight up hated it. I was suppose to be in there for seven days but I hated it so much I was ready to leave by the fourth day.
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#21
As a dude with Crohn's who has had enough colonoscopies that people question his sexuality...

Er... well... that's not the point. Point is, don't do any driving because when they put you under, it will totally throw you off once you wake up. You'll feel ok, but don't be a douche and think you can pull it off. Find someone to drive you around for the rest of the day. Also, make sure you don't have anything, and I mean anything in your colon, or it's gonna screw up their ability to check out what's going on in there.

Now, for the record, last time I had a butt-check done, I wasn't put under right, so I kept waking up.

Yes, it isn't fun. I can definitely say that I now understand why so many girls don't like it when you stick it in their pooper.
#22
That sounds uncomfortable. My bum feels uncomfortable now. Good luck tomorrow. That will be all.
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On that note:



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#26
I had one earlier this year, no big deal. The laxatives were insanely effective though. Wow.

Funnily enough, they gave me a VHS copy of the ordeal (as in the footage of my bowels and whatnot). I don't know why they would think I'd want to watch it though. Think I'll upload it on Youtube
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#27
I had one back in july when I was in the hospital. I had to down over a gallon of the worst tasting drink i have ever tasted in about an hour. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. I was put completely out for the actual procedure though, so that was nice.
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#32
Quote by kai29
well, under the gown you're naked

and they move the back part of the gown to stick a camera up your butt


This is why I shit a minimum of two times per day.
#33
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This is why I shit a minimum of two times per day.


huh?? that made no sense

they have to clear out your bowels completely to see the walls of your intestines, that's why you take the laxitive, not cuz you have crap stuck up there.
#34
Quote by kai29
huh?? that made no sense

they have to clear out your bowels completely to see the walls of your intestines, that's why you take the laxitive, not cuz you have crap stuck up there.


Exactly, I keep my bowels as clean as possible so things such as this should rarely (if ever) occur.

It's 2 in the fucking morning, give me a break...
#35


Exactly, I keep my bowels as clean as possible so things such as this should rarely (if ever) occur.

Lol, you end up shitting like 12 times (at least) before you go. It sucks.
#37
if you feel both his hands on your shoulders during the exam be very afraid
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Exactly, I keep my bowels as clean as possible so things such as this should rarely (if ever) occur.

It's 2 in the fucking morning, give me a break...



Even that doesn't make sense

You should learn why people get colonoscopies
#39
Quote by kai29
Even that doesn't make sense

You should learn why people get colonoscopies


I just wanted to contribute...
#40
enjoy getting ****ed up the ass with a tube and then having that tube cum lots of liquid in your asshole. after that you can go and shit out the remaining cum.....and have them tell you that you have to undergo surgery cuz you have appendicitis.


not that i would personally know someone who went through a similar scenario

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