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..with five people I've never met before. Long story short:

I met a girl online over the summer. She lives about an hour drive away from me. We kept in touch and talked online every day. We made plans to finally meet on Saturday and it was probably the best day of my life.
She came with her mom and her three sisters, because they were planning on spending the weekend in my area anyway. I met them in a public place and followed them to their motel room. We hung out all day and long story short, I end up spending the night with her in their motel room. We shared a futon and got a grand total of 15 minutes of sleep during the night.
Yes, I know, I'm partly bragging about my new gf.
But I'm also curious whether anyone else has similar stories? Has the pit made any awesome real life friends out of online friends?
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#2
The almighty card of Shenanigans will now be played.

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Quote by K.i.S.A.
..with five people I've never met before. Long story short:

I met a girl online over the summer. She lives about an hour drive away from me. We kept in touch and talked online every day. We made plans to finally meet on Saturday and it was probably the best day of my life.
She came with her mom and her three sisters, because they were planning on spending the weekend in my area anyway. I met them in a public place and followed them to their motel room. We hung out all day and long story short, I end up spending the night with her in their motel room. We shared a futon and got a grand total of 15 minutes of sleep during the night.
Yes, I know, I'm partly bragging about my new gf.
But I'm also curious whether anyone else has similar stories? Has the pit made any awesome real life friends out of online friends?


However, if you wouldn't mind explaining this part, I might withdraw my play.
Last edited by goest at Oct 21, 2008,
#4
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pics,tits or GTFO
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I hate to say it but pics or it didn't happen.
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#9
Pics Or It Didn't Happen!
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#10
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#11
I was in a motel at the beach this weekend and got felt up by my friend's drunken mom.
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#12
lol@ met online


joking, props.
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#13
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I was in a motel at the beach this weekend and got felt up by my friend's drunken mom.



LOL THIS IS WAY BETTER
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Haggard13 i are impressed
#14
Make sure they don't have penises or else you gonna get raped
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I was in a motel at the beach this weekend and got felt up by my friend's drunken mom.


Care to elaborate?
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Hot girl + penis = god damn good time I think.
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Hot girl + penis = god damn good time I think.


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I suppose that sentence was kinda misleading.
Okay, we spent the entire night making out. The futon was really squeaky so we couldn't do alot.
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#21
i don't think i've really met any of the "friends" i've made online, though there are some who (judging by pics) i wouldn't mind meeting
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Quote by K.i.S.A.
I suppose that sentence was kinda misleading.
Okay, we spent the entire night making out. The futon was really squeaky so we couldn't do alot.


That was her way of saying, "No I will not make out with you!"

...

Wait...
#23
i stabbed my dads friend in the arm giving him a "tattoo" he was so wasted...
#24
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#25
I don't care if you didn't "do much"....just give me some MUDAPHUCKING PICS!!!
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Quote by K.i.S.A.
I suppose that sentence was kinda misleading.
Okay, we spent the entire night making out. The futon was really squeaky so we couldn't do alot.




I was all excited for you until I read this. I was expecting a crazy hotel room orgy.

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I was at the beach at my friend's condo with a couple people. Her mom and sister rented it out for the weekend. So while they were away bar-hopping, me and some people came by, had some drinks, listened to music.....hot tub.


But anyways, her mom and sister come back and they are shwasted beyond all reason. Her mom's laying on the ground at the bottom of the staircase just talking to me. I've known her for years, we go way back, so she starts telling me a bunch of personal shit. And at the same time I'm talking to her her drunkass daughter, who's at the top of the staircase, when all of a sudden I feel hands going up my boardshorts.


Next thing you know, bam, momma touches my penis. Laughter. Lots of it. I will never look at her the same way again.
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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
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Fixed


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#30
Quote by NewsoftheWorld
I don't care if you didn't "do much"....just give me some MUDAPHUCKING PICS!!!


Maybe if I'm feeling nice I'll put a picture of us up on my profile soon.
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Quote by GNiCk89
I was at the beach at my friend's condo with a couple people. Her mom and sister rented it out for the weekend. So while they were away bar-hopping, me and some people came by, had some drinks, listened to music.....hot tub.


But anyways, her mom and sister come back and they are shwasted beyond all reason. Her mom's laying on the ground at the bottom of the staircase just talking to me. I've known her for years, we go way back, so she starts telling me a bunch of personal shit. And at the same time I'm talking to her her drunkass daughter, who's at the top of the staircase, when all of a sudden I feel hands going up my boardshorts.


Next thing you know, bam, momma touches my penis. Laughter. Lots of it. I will never look at her the same way again.



Is she a MILF?
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Quote by K.i.S.A.
Maybe if I'm feeling nice I'll put a picture of us up on my profile soon.


NAO ARSEHOLE!!!
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#34
That sounds so lame.
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My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
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I want to eat your children.

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Quote by GNiCk89
I was at the beach at my friend's condo with a couple people. Her mom and sister rented it out for the weekend. So while they were away bar-hopping, me and some people came by, had some drinks, listened to music.....hot tub.


But anyways, her mom and sister come back and they are shwasted beyond all reason. Her mom's laying on the ground at the bottom of the staircase just talking to me. I've known her for years, we go way back, so she starts telling me a bunch of personal shit. And at the same time I'm talking to her her drunkass daughter, who's at the top of the staircase, when all of a sudden I feel hands going up my boardshorts.


Next thing you know, bam, momma touches my penis. Laughter. Lots of it. I will never look at her the same way again.


props to the lucky man!

i wish i had a great story like that.....the best i got is that i'm constantly hit on by MILFs while at work at the grocery store.
#36
I was expecting a rough trick named Jim in this somewhere.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#37
do it or wont believe u.
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#38
i agree, post pics of the chick, unless you're embarrassed. if she's ugly, we'll rag on you. if you don't post pics, we'll rag on you harder because she's either ugly or nonexistent. pick your poison.
#39
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Is she a MILF?

I can't really say. Like, we go waaay back. Her oldest daughter was my sister's best friend growing up, and her sister and me hang out and party and other shit.


So we're close
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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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#40
Oh! I forgot!
There was a 40 year old black guy a few doors down from us who hit on my gf's 15 year old sister several times while we were there. We were fairly certain he was high on something too. He left us alone after awhile though.
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