#1
So Pit I downloaded a virus by accident. Had a huge struggle not being able to use the internet and finally my mom figured out how to set my comp back to Oct 1 and now I am herpes free computer wise. Any other virus stories?
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#2
No.
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#6
i got a virus on my parent's computer from porno. it's been on the computer for a few years now and i just told my parents old computers just stop working after a while. they believed me.
#7
once when i was new to the world of internet pron (sixth grade) i spent maybe 4 hours in front of the computer while everyone else was sound asleep. i closed out of the internet, unaware that i infected my parents comp with viruses (this was back before pop up blockers and firewalls and other handy virus protection). the next day my mom gets on and runs a virus scan and this special "virus" activated, showing pics of every single site i had been to, undermining my attempt to delete the browser history.
#10
TS, i did the exact same thing. I felt really smart



but now not so much
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#12
Norton Systemworks once killed a computer of my parents' because it put one if its own files in quarantine, thinking that the file contained a virus. It no longer worked properly, took up way too many resources, and it was impossible to shut it off or remove it.
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#13
So apparently there are now virtual STDs with porn?
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#14
Your Mum doesn't just know how to work the computer, she fixes it for you? My mum wouldn't know how to turn the computer on.
#16
This is why I search for pr0n on google video. Occasionally some un-retarded stuff will show up. And no viruses.


I'm a dumbass, huh?
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#17
Just get Google Chrome and use the incognito window. NO TRACE!
Not virus free though.
#19
once a had a backdoor trojan. norton didn't want to take it for some reason and gave me the step by step how to remove it manually. it was such a huge pain in the ass I spent hours figuring how to do it without deleteing all of my computer stuff.
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#22
TS, you should be ashamed of yourself. Letting a woman show you up in the technology department. Tsk tsk tsk, you embarrass men everywhere.

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#23
almost got the 'Antivirus 2009' thing thats goin around
good thing im sportin Linux
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#24
I hid a virus and some kid downloaded it, and he had to reset his computer back to October first, minorly inconveniencing him.
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#25
My computer is FULL of viruses and what not.
If my computer was a human it would have massive facial deformities,ganrene in one leg and herepes.it would also have a severe mental illness.
What my brother does is he uses a 30 day for a virus scanner and just sets the date back every 29 days.
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#26
never ever type in simpsons porn in google ,


nuf said
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#27
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I had a virus so I performed a scan and got rid of it. Yeah, not very exciting.


Did that once or twice as well...

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Computers can get viruses?


It isnt as common as it used to be IMO but yea if you go to the wrong places at a right time it can happen...

I dont use any AV software on my desktop and go on the net with it quite often...I'm on it now. I have not had a single problem.
#28
Get internet explorer 8, you can use inprivate browsing.

Its the greatest thing for people doing things you dont want other people to see
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#29
This is why I look up porn on my Nintendo Wii. Not only am I safe from viruses, but I get to watch it on my tv.

But alas, before that, I also had a virus on my computer from watching too much porn
When my mom and dad asked how it got there, I told them I was googling guitar lessons


They didn't believe me
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#30

It isnt as common as it used to be IMO

Uh..I'd say it's a lot more common. It's just most people have anti-virus software, which has continued to get better.
#31
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#33
lol TS' mom is a genious because she found out how to system restore.


also im positive my computer is full of them, because im too poor to get norton and too lazy to run other programs alot.
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