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#1
my neighbours and i share a wall and the only music they play is that horrible
club bulls**t. Its just doof doof doof bloody doof and the worst part is that the only part of the house you can hear it is in my room.
I went over there months ago and asked them politely to turn it down, this is around 10:30pm on a monday and the stupid bitch goes " we dont have a stereo down stairs so we need it loud ".
i said i needed to get up early for work and they reluctingly turned it off.
they are still doing after like 10 months. when they start playing at night and bang on the wall they have the nerve to just bang the wall back. I try and give them an idea what its like by turning my amp all the way up or blast some various kinds of metal but every time i try me gf tells me its not the opinion of the whole house and its not mature to do that and blah blah.they obviusly dont give a f**k
it makes me wanna kick a dog everytime they do it.
i also found out these girls go to my friends church

any ideas to make them shut the f**k up?
#4
and they didn't do anything? the police should give them citations. enough citations and they'll have to sell their stereo to pay the fines
#7
i tryed to cut there power off but i could'nt find the fuse box
the cops here are pathetic
#8
More metal.
'Nuff said.
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#9
Go to Australia, catch an entire pack of dingos, then release the whole pack of dingos inside their room and watch as the ferocious dingos tear apart your neighbors piece by piece....

problem solved
#10
Quote by InvaderTSN
I have an idea, but you're going to need a ballgag, rope, and live goat.

please tell more
#11
Why a kick a dog? What's a dog ever done to you? Kick the neighbours instead.

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#12
Quote by Artema
please tell more


Okay, what you do is tie up the goat and ballgag it, then put it in front of their door. When they come out to see what it is and are preoccupied with the goat, you chloroform their asses (I naturally assume that you have chloroform), and tie them up. Then you take out your ceremonial dagger and slash them and use their blood to make a pentagram and proceed to sacrifice them to the Sun God so the crop harvest this year is plentiful.
#13
Suck it up, don't be the a'ss that calls the cops.
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#14
Shit in a small cardboard box, then hide it somewhere good near the stereo in their apartment. They'll stop going near that stereo.

edit* here's a few my best buddy has done to get back at noisy neighbors.

Leave your stereo--right against the wall to their apartment of course--blaring 90s hair rock for a weekend while you are gone.

Buy a rock tumbler, place it against said wall, and leave it on in the same situation.


Or you could get a friend and dress up as the Roxbury guys together, let yourself into their apartment and start dancing.
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#15
Quote by DevoidElite
More metal.
'Nuff said.

metal i have,its the gf that gets in the way of that
maybe i should re-think my policy on hitting chicks
#16
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Why a kick a dog? What's a dog ever done to you? Kick the neighbours instead.


+1.

Bone the bitch and steal the stereo. And remember to wipe your dick on their curtains.
#19
Quote by Artema
metal i have,its the gf that gets in the way of that
maybe i should re-think my policy on hitting chicks

tell her you have to prove your manhood and virility by taking charge and being the alpha male
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#21
Quote by Artema
metal i have,its the gf that gets in the way of that
maybe i should re-think my policy on hitting chicks


Play some Carcass and shut that bitch up.
#22
Quote by InvaderTSN
Okay, what you do is tie up the goat and ballgag it, then put it in front of their door. When they come out to see what it is and are preoccupied with the goat, you chloroform their asses (I naturally assume that you have chloroform), and tie them up. Then you take out your ceremonial dagger and slash them and use their to make a pentagram and proceed to sacrifice them to the Sun God so the crop harvest this year is plentiful.

This. The crop harvest has been pretty pitiful lately.
#23
Quote by Primus2112
Touche, TSN.


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This. The crop harvest has been pretty pitiful lately.


Yes. We need to sacrifice more humans to please the Sun God.
#24
Quote by InvaderTSN
Okay, what you do is tie up the goat and ballgag it, then put it in front of their door. When they come out to see what it is and are preoccupied with the goat, you chloroform their asses (I naturally assume that you have chloroform), and tie them up. Then you take out your ceremonial dagger and slash them and use their blood to make a pentagram and proceed to sacrifice them to the Sun God so the crop harvest this year is plentiful.



Sacrificing them to the sun god....

Helios will be pleased.
#25
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Play some Carcass and shut that bitch up.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
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it makes me wanna kick a dog everytime they do it.


what did the dog do wrong?
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#27
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what did the dog do wrong?

it shouldnt have been near me when i was pissed off
#28
Quote by InvaderTSN
Okay, what you do is tie up the goat and ballgag it, then put it in front of their door. When they come out to see what it is and are preoccupied with the goat, you chloroform their asses (I naturally assume that you have chloroform), and tie them up. Then you take out your ceremonial dagger and slash them and use their blood to make a pentagram and proceed to sacrifice them to the Sun God so the crop harvest this year is plentiful.

i should apply this other situations, a golden idea
#29
flaming poop bag
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#31
I say Meshuggah because the unusual time sigs will mess with their heads

boom boom boom

boom

boom boom boom boom bom

boom

boom boom

...you get the idea


(that was ''I'' buy the way)
#32
[quote="kezzaguyLamb of God will calm their nerves. [/QUOTE"]
ahhh yes, bless the little lambs.
theyve had a few doses of them.....at least it made me fell better
untill the gf slapped me
#33
..or get some gay porn and turn it up loud

1 they will think you are gay so will be too embarrassed to speak
2 they will be disgusted
3they dont want to mess with a gay bitch
#34
id love to see all you guys given these mint ideas ago
it would be a beautiful sight watching a full on pit assault
#36
Play Jonas Brothers riffs really loud. Their ears will bleed so bad theyll never want to f*ck with you ever again. Make sure you have ear muffs if you choose to do this.

Good luck soldier.
#37
Just call the cops. If it is as loud as you say, they're breaking the law.
#39
Quote by Spamwise
Just call the cops. If it is as loud as you say, they're breaking the law.


*dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun-dun dun dun*

Breaking the law! Breaking the law! *guitar*...

TS, play that song at the same time, same LOUD volume every day, and when they complain, tell them that you were just returning the favor.
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#40
Quote by Primus2112
*dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun-dun dun dun*

Breaking the law! Breaking the law! *guitar*...

TS, play that song at the same time, same LOUD volume every day, and when they complain, tell them that you were just returning the favor.


haha
i think that would just go over their heads, their not the brightest bulb in the socket
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