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#1
Ssssssssup Pit. I need some ideas to basically avoid classes by destroying things without my footprints. I know Dee Pitt has incredible ideas for this subject (I hope so).

During the past few days i've been trying to avoid classes with my friends by pinching a clip inside an eraser imitating a cable so that I could place it in the wall without getting killed by electricity. Yeah, plan went good, and a small explosion came out of the wall, and we had 20 minutes of a class without light to iluminate us to write=not good for eyes. But light went back on when teachers fixed the problem.

I've had an idea of using resonance to break the windows of my classroom. Haven't tried it yet though.

So Pit, got any nice suggestions?


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#2
I have a nice suggestion: Grow up, you dolt.
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#3
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Surely if you destroyed your school then lots of people would know about it?
Cos like there would be like, the absence of a school that is usually there........
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Ssssssssup Pit. I need some ideas to basically avoid classes by destroying things without my footprints. I know Dee Pitt has incredible ideas for this subject (I hope so).

During the past few days i've been trying to avoid classes with my friends by pinching a clip inside an eraser imitating a cable so that I could place it in the wall without getting killed by electricity. Yeah, plan went good, and a small explosion came out of the wall, and we had 20 minutes of a class without light to iluminate us to write=not good for eyes. But light went back on when teachers fixed the problem.

I've had an idea of using resonance to break the windows of my classroom. Haven't tried it yet though.

So Pit, got any nice suggestions?

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#7
I once had a globe when I was little.. And it had a light socket inside it.. I plugged it in then stuck the eraser end of a pencil into the little sticks that connect to the bulb..

It made a bang.
#8
nuke your enitire town, te teachers will be dead so it won't matter if tey know or not.
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We don’t need no education,
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there is no sarcasm in the class room,
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hey teachers, leave them kids alone!
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#12
If you hate school THAT much, don't go. You'll soon get bored and wonder why you're not ignoring work with your friends, or maybe getting something valuable done.
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#13
Am i the only one that can feel the irony?

PS: You can always try the, "Toss-chemicals-that-react-with-eachother-and-sets on fire-in-paperbag-instead-of-the-sink"
#14
Have you tried dealing with it rather than being a douche?

I should just C + P that into every Pit Thread.
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Am i the only one that can feel the irony?

PS: You can always try the, "Toss-chemicals-that-react-with-eachother-and-sets on fire-in-paperbag-instead-of-the-sink"



really easy to trace. and sinks are generally ceramic, so it will just fizzle out.
#18
doublejump in the air with YY then hit down + B and falcon kick the ground, causing mayhem.
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#19
how about.. GTFO.
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You sound like a massive tool. Grow up please instead of sticking to the mentality that 'skwl is ghey lol'.
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#22
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Release 5 rats into your school and paint 1,2,3,5 onto their backs.

Hilarity ensues.

lol hilarity would ensue if it was 4 rats...
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Have you tried dealing with it rather than being a douche?

I should just C + P that into every Pit Thread.

QFT. You should start doing that.
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Release 5 rats into your school and paint 1,2,3,5 onto their backs.

Hilarity ensues.


Or any animal for that matter. But make it 1, 2, and 4. Otherwise you need to get hold of 4 animals.
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School shooting, duh, they never see them coming.
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Ssssssssup Pit. I need some ideas to basically avoid classes by destroying things without my footprints. I know Dee Pitt has incredible ideas for this subject (I hope so).

During the past few days i've been trying to avoid classes with my friends by pinching a clip inside an eraser imitating a cable so that I could place it in the wall without getting killed by electricity. Yeah, plan went good, and a small explosion came out of the wall, and we had 20 minutes of a class without light to iluminate us to write=not good for eyes. But light went back on when teachers fixed the problem.

I've had an idea of using resonance to break the windows of my classroom. Haven't tried it yet though.

So Pit, got any nice suggestions?



Dude, just don't. You really need to grow up. And since you posted this, it can get traced back to you.
#28
spill some hydrocloric acid in the doorway to every science lab. they will fall on their ass and get hurt, then melt.
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#29
School shooting, but only shoot your best friends. That'll confuse 'em good.
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#30
here's the best way to get attention for yourself: go to the roof of your school, and put a revolver in your mouth. blowing your brains out is soooooo cool, you'll be the coolest douchebag in high school.
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#31


Dude, just don't. You really need to grow up. And since you posted this, it can get traced back to you.

No it can't.
#32
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Release 5 rats into your school and paint 1,2,3,5 onto their backs.

Hilarity ensues.


you mean 4 rats
#33
i actually have a lot of tactics for sabotaging, but i don't have the book with me. the ones i can remember are stuff like gas mains outside of corporate fast food joints and such... there's stuff like putting instant concrete powder in a sock and flushing it. don't pull the fire alarm though, cause i know someone that fell off the firetruck and died responding to a false alarm at a school. http://www.crimethinc.com/books/rfd.html
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#34
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that is only four rats......you said five.


Yeah... I was gonna say, don't you mean release four rats?
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#36
You know some kid just got arrested for being a terrorist because he wrote a story about how zombies attacked his school. Pulling these shenanigans is probably a terrible idea
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#38
Just drop out of school and work at Burger King...
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#39
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No it can't.


Please tell me you're being sarcastic. It got traced back to me when I said about me and my friend setting fire to sports day to one person over MSN. This is on a public forum.
#40
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thats retarded. do you know nothing about HCl? you didnt even spell it right.

no. no i don't. all i know is that it burns through like tables easily and stuff right?
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