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Ok Pit, a few friends and I were having a discussion about who we would want as a guitar teacher, living or dead. We want to see what all of you think.
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Slash or Paul Gilbert

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chris storey...or randy rhoads
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Luke Hoskins from Protest The Hero

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paul gilbert or john petrucci.
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The entire lineup of Fall Out Boy.
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jesus but with jimi hendrixes arms and Cristian Alvastam's head
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Claudio Sanchez!

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Bogner Shiva
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Buckethead or Paul Gilbert probably.
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jesus but with jimi hendrixes arms and Cristian Alvastam's head

never heard of Alvastam...
although I have guitarists im more of a fan of, I think Jack White would be a great teacher, and hes very diverse.
Johnny Marr.

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John Petrucci or Mark Knopfler

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Jackson RR5 Ivory w/Black Pinstripes
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Yamaha FX370C
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David Gilmour.
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Satch, Gary Moore or James Hetfeild
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Guthrie ****ing Govan
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randy rhoads
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for my teacher id have john fruisciante, and someone who speaks former drug addict to translate to me

have you seen those youtube vids of him giving 'lessons'?

they are amazing to try and understand what is going on in his head.
Brian May or Satch.
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Fred Durst. He is truly inspirational.
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Ibanez EW Acoustic Steel string
Crappy Cort Acoustic 12-string
NI Rig Kontrol 3 & Guitar Rig 5
It would be a tie between Paul Gilbert, John Petrucci, Joe Satriani for their technical ability and music theory knowledge. Dave Mustaine, James Hetfield and Jeff Loomis for rythem because I like their style.
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Dean Cadillac SilverBurst Left-handed
Boss GT-8
Roland Micro-Cube
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Levy's straps
I want to say Tony Ioomi but despite his awesomeness, I don't think he would be a great teacher. He's somewhat soft spoken and isn't very articulate.

I'll say Paul Gilbert. You just know he'd be an awesome guitar teacher.
Paul Gilbert
Michael Angelo Batio
Joe Satriani

And just because I admire his rhythm playing, James Hetfield

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